Gobert Rhymes With Yogurt

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[Gobert Rhymes With Yogurt @chewacow]

Did you need to witness 10000 hours of institutional racism to get to this point? https://t.co/YHQ6zD5zOB

[Malcolm Gladwell @Gladwell]

I moved to America 32 years ago. Yesterday was the first day I felt ashamed to be part of this country.

[Gobert Rhymes With Yogurt @chewacow]

"Kyle Kuzma" twitter account centrist posting is the most annoying gimmick, everyone should slander him more

[Gobert Rhymes With Yogurt @chewacow]

James Dolan get fucked

[WIRED @WIRED]

A statement from WIRED leadership.

[Gobert Rhymes With Yogurt @chewacow]

we love 0% efficiency contracts don't we folks

[Steph Noh @StephNoh]

I have Trent's $64 million deal at negative $64 million in value (salary model has a built-in floor of $0)

[Gobert Rhymes With Yogurt @chewacow]

this does not seem canon to me

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

First look at Giannis in a Heat uni 🔥

[Gobert Rhymes With Yogurt @chewacow]

wnba is making it big, cross league slander

[Gobert Rhymes With Yogurt @chewacow]

does kalshi let you bet on diarrhea

[Gobert Rhymes With Yogurt @chewacow]

Geriatric LaMelo Ball

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Records show that Paul Pelosi, the 86-year-old husband of former Speaker Nancy Pelosi, had at least eight traffic violations over a 13-year period before his recent Napa Valley crash this year. https://t.co/OP32njfmyK

[Gobert Rhymes With Yogurt @chewacow]

fully guaranteeing this deal is insanely sus

[Jake Fischer @JakeLFischer]

Gary Trent’s deal with Milwaukee is fully guaranteed. Year-to-year salary breakdown, per sources: $15.2 million for 2026-27, jumps up to $16.4 million for 2027-28 and 2028-29, then back down to $16 million in Year 4.

[Gobert Rhymes With Yogurt @chewacow]

imagine a contract so fucking obviously bad that the league opens an investigation about it

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The NBA is probing the signed $64 million free-agent deal for Gary Trent Jr. with the Milwaukee Bucks, per a league spokesperson.

[Gobert Rhymes With Yogurt @chewacow]

👎

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Gutted. Tonight wasn’t the result we all hoped for, but this England team has given it their all.

The passion and energy they’ve shown representing the badge has made us all proud.

[Gobert Rhymes With Yogurt @chewacow]

People say that LeBron's Lakers tenure wasn't disappointing but I think it has to be because he could have solidified a GOAT case and he just didn't

[Gobert Rhymes With Yogurt @chewacow]

Messi still doing this shit and LeBron hasn't been relevant in 6 years

[Gobert Rhymes With Yogurt @chewacow]

drew bueckers join da pistons

[CFP @sportsfan6718]

This is mini Paige fr 😭

[Gobert Rhymes With Yogurt @chewacow]

AI very useful, everyone knows Kaitlyn Clarke

[Gobert Rhymes With Yogurt @chewacow]

Jude Bellingham is my handsome son who can do no wrong, Harry Kane is scum to me.

[Gobert Rhymes With Yogurt @chewacow]

what da fuck

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Spotted out in the wild

[Gobert Rhymes With Yogurt @chewacow]

Argentina does jack shit for 75 minutes and then does all their work at the last minute, relatable

[Gobert Rhymes With Yogurt @chewacow]

lmao

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

It might actually be coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Gobert Rhymes With Yogurt @chewacow]

curse never fails

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

England captain Harry Kane has revealed he played a round of golf with President Donald Trump.

Kane confirmed that the round took place in Palm Beach, Florida “about 18 months ago”, and said that it was a “unique experience”.

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[Gobert Rhymes With Yogurt @chewacow]

This tournament has generally been good at rewarding teams that don't park the bus and cower