The Chewbacca Defense🍁🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈💙🇺🇦

“The problem isn’t that we can’t feed the poor - it’s that we can’t ever satisfy the rich”.- Mohamad Safa
Oh, and I still love balls

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I’m so tired of being vaccinated. I’ve got all this shit to do because I’m not dead.

[The Chewbacca Defense🍁🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈💙🇺🇦 @chewbalka]

@shelbystardust @SavannahMaeUSA I would've gone with Elly Mae Klanpett

[Elizabeth Booker Houston @booker_squared]

In the words of Adam Sandler from "Big Daddy," how are you gonna be so judgmental "when you have that big, white, wrinkly body on you with his loose skin and old balls. Gross!"

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

@StephenM Scaring stupid people with something that’s only happened a handful of times in the last hundred fucking years is right on brand for Nazi propaganda.

[Їne Back Їversen @IneBackIversen]

‼️There is a massive russian combination attack on Ukraine tonight, explosions are literally sounding everywhere, I can seriously only beg you guys DO NOT POST FOOTAGE & VIDEOS from anywhere before it’s posted by officials! This is literally the most important protecting we have! I know there is plenty channels posting it, and it’s an incredible tool for russia when it gets reposted by several people! Protect our defenders and air defense please! Don’t share unofficial footage during these attacks!!

[Danny Boy @Care2much18]

One of the many problems with countering lies is it takes two seconds to lie and a lot more effort to share truth.

The truth in this case is that 13 years ago some terrorists stole a USAID tent.

13 years later a trillionaire manipulates that photo to lie.

I'm going to bed.

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Bangladesh Zombie Busses would be a pretty cool video game, just sayin'

Could call it Mad Max: Curry Road.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Cashier: "Would you like to donate $2 to end world hunger?"
Me: "Holy shit, yes of course…I had no idea we were that close."

[The Chewbacca Defense🍁🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈💙🇺🇦 @chewbalka]

@TheRealDon85 250 was not the celebration it was the attendance

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

The great American state fair crowd was so small the Trump administration canceled the assassination attempt

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Exactly

[Sandi Bachom 📹 @sandibachom]

I’m 82 in October. This country will not dig itself out of this hell in my lifetime
Nor will democracy get back to where it was before this regime hijacked us.

I will have a clean heart I did everything in my power to save it. I hope you will say the same

[Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 @AlCappuccinoIT]

I haven’t forgotten that the Heritage Foundation came up with the blueprint for the horror we’re now living through, and that they’re still working assiduously behind the scenes to make things even worse.

[The Chewbacca Defense🍁🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈💙🇺🇦 @chewbalka]

Let that sink in.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I saw a comment saying the U.S. is the only country in the World Cup without universal healthcare. And I was like nahhh no way that's accurate.
20 seconds on the world wide web later, THE UNITES STATES IS THE ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD CUP WITHOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE.

[Danica Priest🦇🦎🦇🦎🍃💚🍃 @DanicaPriest]

It’s so cool that we were able to communicate to each other in this way. I know that sounds a bit hippy dippy but bees are intelligent and she clearly learned that I was a safe, warm transport system. Lesson learned to always try and save a bee if you can! 🐝❤️

[The Chewbacca Defense🍁🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈💙🇺🇦 @chewbalka]

💯

[Jürgen Nauditt 🇩🇪🇺🇦 @jurgen_nauditt]

In recent years, we have all learned that Russians are evidently the most repulsive people on the planet.

When you are already down on the ground, they kick you in the stomach. If you fight back, they start whining and accusing you.
After today's Ukrainian attacks on Moscow, the Russians will scream: "Ukrainian terrorists, murderers..."

Stop.

Russia started this war, which violates international law. For over four years, Russians have destroyed Ukrainian cities, killed, raped, and abducted people.
And the entire Russian population was fine with that.

Have no pity for the Russians in Moscow—they must end the war.

[Mike Angelle ⬛⬜⬛⬜⬛⬜ @trainofangels00]

Wow...is this what America is now?

An annual ceremony honoring women veterans was canceled for the first time in 28 years after U.S. military branches, citing 'new' Pentagon rules against identity-based events or scheduling conflicts, withdrew their participation.

While supporters say the military should focus 'solely on merit', critics contend the decision disregards the historical significance of honoring female service members.

I'm certainly very proud to be a Canadian, and even more proud that our nation recognizes our soldiers for their participation no matter who they are.

The America I remember certainly seems very weak and broken.

So as a Canadian, I will say to the women who serve in the American military in any branch, I recognize your service.

Maybe one day America will be respectful of you again.

M.

#canpoli
#MAGA

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Henry Ford was generally a racist and a bad person, but he understood something our current broligarchs have completely forgotten.

He said: I have to pay my workers enough to afford the products they’re building.

Give them a house, decent schools, reasonable healthcare.

If I do that, they’re not descending on my Dearborn mansion with pitchforks while I eat my caviar.

We’ve lost that plot entirely.

We have broligarchs who want to be trillionaires and they’re missing the lesson that a deeply flawed man figured out a hundred years ago.

Capitalism works, but only if people believe the game is worth playing.

Right now they don’t and history is very clear about what comes next.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

@Mollyploofkins Joe Rogan is 5'7 and I didn’t know they stacked shit that high.

[The Chewbacca Defense🍁🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈💙🇺🇦 @chewbalka]

@RealConorOil @TheTweetOfGod Get bent you jiffy lube bootlicking dip$hit.