ChewyCookieMonster

Parody, not affiliated with the children’s show. Chewy cookie supremacist.

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@imidaily Bolivia

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90,000 people marched for chewy cookies — proudest day of my life!!!

[Mike Carlton @MikeCarlton01]

Sydney, you were magnificent. The police reckon 90,000 people marched, despite the lousy weather. Astounding. Inspiring.

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@imidaily Bolivia

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@FaZeSway @FaZeClan When it comes to diabetes, I favor naturally-acquired immunity over vaccines. CHEWY COOKIE!!!

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@dougboneparth I’m the kind of dad who makes ten dozen chewy cookies, then eats them all before the kids get home. CHEWY COOKIE!!!

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@dougboneparth I’m the kind of dad who makes ten dozen chewy cookies, then eats them all before the kids get home. CHEWY COOKIE!!!

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@Newsweek Firing crunchy cookies will be a war crime under the new Geneva Convention

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@Newsweek Soft cookies for soft targets

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@MarketRebels $ARKK and $QQQ are trash. All capital should be allocated to CHEWY COOKIE🍪 producers!!!

And a bit to $MOO for 🥛 to dunk into

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@ellenclaycomb You forgot “Chewy Cookies”!!!

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@ParikPatelCFA @sweatystartup Over the last 36 months, me have:

Sourced, financed, and consumed 420,690 chewy cookies!!!

Here’s what I learned 👇🏾👇🏾

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@aluwanimildred I support any business that makes CHEWY COOKIES!!!

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@TheRealKeean I propose a #blockade of all crunchy cookie manufacturers! May the streets flow light brown with the cookie dough of these traitors! CHEWY COOKIES 🍪 forever!!!

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@chefjoseandres @RepMTG I am the Cookie Police, and I do not work for Nancy Pelosi!!! I only follow her stock trades…

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@chefjoseandres @RepMTG I am the Cookie Police, and I do not work for Nancy Pelosi!!! I only follow her stock trades…

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@NBCNews I *may* be guilty of stealing and eating 3.6 billion CHEWY COOKIES, but I will never, ever commit such atrocities against hip-hop: https://t.co/thY3gUcKAc

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@NBCNews I *may* be guilty of stealing and eating 3.6 billion CHEWY COOKIES, but I will never, ever commit such atrocities against hip-hop: https://t.co/thY3gUcKAc

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@ProvideContext Disgusting crunchy cookies only for #Razzlekhan and her fart beats!

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@dasuperbackup Vaush has thus far failed to support chewy cookies!