Patrick Allen

I left this platform when it stopped being Twitter and started being weaponised for antidemocratic purposes.

[Patrick Allen @chezallen]

I left X because it has been changed too much. I've popped back in just to say I'm having fun with my new project, St Rumbold's, over on Substack https://t.co/QuoIOwptcX and Threads https://t.co/JNvMSebohr . Come say hi.

[Patrick Allen @chezallen]

@LeePartridge16 Even in slo-mo they both get to the ball at almost the same time. To be fair to Mane, if he hasn't got lots of the ball then why has it zoomed off in the direction it has? Fred kicks Mane's boot. Nothing in it. Play on...

[Patrick Allen @chezallen]

First leg of Daisy's tour off to a bangin' start @ The Fulford Arms https://t.co/F2cpjFOzl8

[Patrick Allen @chezallen]

@robdriscoll1 Written in crayon, and anyone who makes it to the very end is bludgeoned with Keeley Hawes's explanation of the Doomsday Clocks

[Patrick Allen @chezallen]

@AndyGrays0n The script of #SummerOfRockets is like a sledgehammer. Someone had fun buying all the vases though

[Patrick Allen @chezallen]

@pooroldme 🎵 Three, is the magic number 🎶

[Patrick Allen @chezallen]

Best...post match interview... ever

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

🎶 Let's talk about six, baby... 🎶

🎥 @ViasportFotball

[Patrick Allen @chezallen]

@pooroldme I guess you are still singing De La Soul

[Patrick Allen @chezallen]

Legend

[Premier League @premierleague]

Remarkable...

No opposition player has completed a dribble past @VirgilvDijk in any of his last 64 apps in all competitions for @LFC 👏

[Patrick Allen @chezallen]

Put your hand up if you ARE NOT planning to stand in the #Tory leadership race https://t.co/chmorB6Gsr

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

🎶 Grab your things, I've come to take you home. 🎶

#SixTimes 🏆

[Patrick Allen @chezallen]

@BBCSport Never has a football game looked so much like Subutteo

[Patrick Allen @chezallen]

5.25 million people voted for Brexit Party.

6.8 million people signed the petition to #revokearticle50

#numbersEh?

[Patrick Allen @chezallen]

The ads that didn't run during the Referendum. Some crackers in there... https://t.co/dp2XWd04lk

[Patrick Allen @chezallen]

Theresa May in one word? Time-waster #oristhatreallytwowords

[Patrick Allen @chezallen]

@MikeH_PR This thread is quite a window into our brave new world.

[Patrick Allen @chezallen]

I'm careful to be kind online, but no sympathy for this awful politician. Should have thrashed out deal with House before triggering #Article50. Arrogant, incompetent, her failures have left us in a dreadful state, with no time to make amends. https://t.co/VcXJt50xjH via @BBCNews

[Patrick Allen @chezallen]

@MikeH_PR Why wouldn't there be? Farage has suddenly gone full Trump, and never seems to do anything without a hefty handout, and the Koch's like a low profile

[Patrick Allen @chezallen]

It is not ok for the Tory Party to protect their Leader from a no confidence vote in January then change their own rules to kick her out at a time more convenient for them. #notapithyplacard

[Patrick Allen @chezallen]

It is not a surprise that such meetings take place, but it is a pain that you have to go digging so hard to find them #buzzfeednews https://t.co/WPKJJivhRQ