CJ Perryman

waaaaaaaaaah

[CJ Perryman @chezperryman]

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[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

“Hello 911, I’d like to report a murder.”

[CJ Perryman @chezperryman]

@sarahward46 @Eurostar They just announced 20 mins - will arrive at midnight. Too late for dinner :(

[CJ Perryman @chezperryman]

@sarahward46 @Eurostar Yes - it’s been pretty awful! Has he got far to go? Once we get there

[CJ Perryman @chezperryman]

@sarahward46 @Eurostar I am on this train and we are getting close to Paris now - I think we should arrive before midnight .. it has been quite a journey - I hope your father is ok.

[CJ Perryman @chezperryman]

@Telegraph Seven and a half - but we are moving now! Might get there by midnight after leaving London at 2.30

[CJ Perryman @chezperryman]

@davnatolu @Eurostar @EurostarUK @NewsEurostar Share your pain DN .. what a fiasco - been on the train since 2.30 uk and now it’s 11pm for what should have been 2 and a half hours - missed my connection to Luxembourg so will have to go tomorrow and arriving too late to even have dinner !!

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

🚨 UPDATE: After humiliating the U.S. on the world stage, Trump just jetted off to Florida—to golf.

He’s now spent 35% of his presidency on vacation, burning through $20M+ in taxpayer dollars. The laziest "president" in U.S. history.

[Donald Tusk @donaldtusk]

Dear @ZelenskyyUa, dear Ukrainian friends, you are not alone.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Wow. The UK’s Jonathan Pie just demolished Donald Trump.

Trump is humiliating us on the world stage.

[CJ Perryman @chezperryman]

@fumoLandfill @vinted Happened to me too on the weekend - first listing and banned, appealed with authentic receipt - still banned - really frustrating

[CJ Perryman @chezperryman]

@theanonswiftie This happened to me too.. and when I appealed with the invoice they refused to change it.. first item - totally legit and banned — so annoying!

[CJ Perryman @chezperryman]

@vinted I make an account to sell some old clothes and shoes - list a legit pair of trainers and get banned.. I appealed with the original invoice - still banned, my shoes bought from Size are apparently counterfeit. I guess you don’t want my business.

[CJ Perryman @chezperryman]

Before Brexit - drive in and off ferry to France at both sides abs get through customs in nano seconds with no need for passport control - post Brexit queue for fucking ages to do the same both sides .. what a win 👀

[CJ Perryman @chezperryman]

@TalkTalk no internet for 36 hours - twice gone through all the tests we have already done, new cables, different router, open reach engineer has tested their side it’s all fine and still no resolution - very frustrating cannot even call and speak to anyone. Please help.

[Karyn Maughan @karynmaughan]

I hope the @Springboks see this!
❤️🇿🇦❤️

[CJ Perryman @chezperryman]

@jemimamadsen We have been waiting to take off since 17.40… still on the stand

[CJ Perryman @chezperryman]

@emerald1910 January can be a difficult month - days get brighter - one day at a time

[CJ Perryman @chezperryman]

@surreylive Only if we want to be a global laughingstock - if he had any dignity or respect for the country he would rule himself out

[CJ Perryman @chezperryman]

Can we please just have a grown up with a brain and some sense of decency to run the country so we can try and get some dignity back. The idea we might get Boris back would make us a global laughingstock and rightly so.

[CJ Perryman @chezperryman]

@LaurenVaknine @British_Airways I was stuck on a plane for 2 hours after landing at Heathrow today.. from 3-5 it’s clearly not getting better