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Unguibus et rostro

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@Faygo is this still sold in stores anywhere because I haven't been able to find it for months

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@BridgeMichigan you've got a typo on the very last sentence of this article "Votes are tallied by localities fbefore being sent to counties, which report those totals to the state."

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@Posteritati @Criterion @criterionchannl Repo Man!

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me before going out: okay no matter what I say nobody let me go to the nether
me after one drink: *putting on a gold helmet*

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thank you for dropping this during my movie theater shift

[NEON @neonrated]

Spot The Man Downstairs, our modern Cinderella, and something that’s not meant for human eyes. 👀

Illustration by Kyle Hilton for @EW.

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@neonrated @EW @LonglegsFilm @AnoraFilm Okay what are these ones 🥺

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not seeing wicked until I get a confirmation that they have my favorite characters in it.

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hour two of anora

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anyone else seeing this?

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Parkour Civilization is a BL

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In parkour civilization, evbo is the percy jackson to seawatt’s jason grace

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at the gym practicing my 360 jumps

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@VerizonSupport I know my phone isn’t on sos again 😭😭😭😭

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imagine parkour civilization but with music…

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finding out dindim stopped coming back after 8 years

[Rebecca Alter @ralter]

You know Macavity? The frickin’ nut job that goes around breaking every human law and breaking laws of gravity… Well, Old Deuteronomy or whatever heard he was gonna be under the Jellicle Moon today, so they set up a trap for him. This whole Jellicle Ball is a trap.

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moment away from declaring war on culvers 40 years celebration stop showing me confetti when I haven’t gotten a single prize not even a free cheese curd (1)

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most important industrial hip hop group???

[AdequateEmily @AdequateEmily]

It’s really funny that depending on what subculture you’re in Daveed Diggs is either the frontman of one of the most important industrial hip hop groups to ever exist…or Miku binder Thomas Jefferson.

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white Steve 😭😭😭

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I talked to all the flat faced, long haired, and three legged dogs and they don’t want to hike in the National park with you actually