steph nagle

if a rat can learn to cook, so can u.

[steph nagle @chf_stph]

when I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to spend every day in a grocery store.

[steph nagle @chf_stph]

@_laurbi yes.

[steph nagle @chf_stph]

I present to you the siblings Smirnov. They have generously obliged us with a photo before their big figure skating event. I think I see celebratory borscht in their future!

[steph nagle @chf_stph]

Why are we acting like riced cauliflower tastes good?

[steph nagle @chf_stph]

Update: nov 3 has passed and covid is still here. I repeat: covid is STILL here.

[steph nagle @chf_stph]

What I want to know is which one of these candidates is going to bring back Taco Bell’s old menu?

[steph nagle @chf_stph]

I’ve seen it spelled 2 ways: quarantine and quarentine n I’m at the point now where they both look right I just can’t decide.

[steph nagle @chf_stph]

@stirph Also welcome back!

[steph nagle @chf_stph]

Hair Dresser: I’m sorry, but I have to cancel your appointment during quarantine.

Me:

[steph nagle @chf_stph]

@stirph What a showwwww omg

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

All this talk about "Dinner Party" is making us want to rewatch the episode tonight!

Tweet along with #Office15, starting at 7:30PM ET/4:30PM PT if you'd like to take a walk down memory lane. Oh, and don't forget to bring your own 🍷.

[steph nagle @chf_stph]

Wow. What a time to be a minimalist.

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@nattyannegirl 4 words: Joe Exotic’s music videos.

[steph nagle @chf_stph]

When will Marco Polo stop sending me notifications of who’s on Marco Polo? I will find them if I want to talk to them it’s that simple.

[steph nagle @chf_stph]

@nattyannegirl Love you Natalie! Obviiiiii

[steph nagle @chf_stph]

Still trying to figure out which one is Kylie and which one is Kendall.

[steph nagle @chf_stph]

@nattyannegirl BEATS ME! I cannot keep up!

[steph nagle @chf_stph]

Oh dang! Is this the beginning of the corona babies?

[Us Weekly @usweekly]

Amanda Bynes is ‘very happy’ about her pregnancy, a source tells Us. https://t.co/MMYUV4CnUn

[steph nagle @chf_stph]

@nattyannegirl I mean don’t tempt me nat!!

[steph nagle @chf_stph]

The true test will be if I can make it through quarantine without cutting my own bangs.