Floyd

Independent (not Libertarian) | Communism is the most effective crash diet in history | Also ❤️ Video Games & Anime

[Floyd @chfloyd9]

It’s like everyone forgets that JFK was a PT Boat Guy throwing back torpedo juice with his boys and tactically acquiring more and more powerful ordnance to strap on to his turbo canoe so they could better blow stuff up and wreak havoc.

Conversely, Reagan was an actor.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Every time I see Reagan worship, I have to point out how JFK absolutely mogged that fool.

[Floyd @chfloyd9]

I’ve always appreciated the comedy in the patch notes @Destiny2Team
This is why I read them myself every time, thank y’all for making something mundane actually entertaining

[Floyd @chfloyd9]

These sets are 🔥🔥🔥 but I really can’t help myself…
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE????

[Destiny Bulletin @DestinyBulletn]

🚨NEW ARMOR SET

[Floyd @chfloyd9]

@bexdisenchanted Hey now it worked back in ‘01

[Floyd @chfloyd9]

@Lytherian Some people would say that is a stupid question to ask
To those people, I would say LOOK AT THIS VIDEO AND YOU TELL ME WHERE THE BONES ARE

[Floyd @chfloyd9]

@therealpeebort @We_The_East Ooooop you are correct

[Floyd @chfloyd9]

@_Juicer__ Gross

[Floyd @chfloyd9]

My @DestinyTheGame PVP look is only going to look better when I finally have Superblack

[Floyd @chfloyd9]

Y’all prolly believe me now, right?

We didn’t deserve a Comms Manager like @A_dmg04 - but he was definitely the one we needed with a true passion for this franchise.

[Floyd @chfloyd9]

If y’all don’t feel bad for @A_dmg04 right now, you really should.

At the time of the Renegades reveal, I’m betting he was talking about a road map with the team & they all seemed hype about the future…

Then the corporate overlords brought down the hammer & made him a pariah.

[Floyd @chfloyd9]

@Destiny2Team can y’all confirm this isn’t just my headcanon here because I’m pretty sure all of our hints were leading up to Theia being “alive” because the Light & Dark came to Sol and it’s UNDER OLD CHICAGO

[Floyd @chfloyd9]

@Destiny2Team so are you guys gunna tell @MyNameIsByf that Theia is buried under Old Chicago with a Monument of Triumph lore book or…?

[Floyd @chfloyd9]

@Destiny2Team @silly_Nmd You heard the team @ToddHaberkorn 🤣
This is exactly the kinda weird stuff we know Drifter says when he’s been watching too many Gambit matches & they’re making him hungry

[Floyd @chfloyd9]

@Destiny2Team I’m gunna be real with y’all for a minute…
I had to go through like 124 Fimbulwinter Stitches - 550 Power - Tier 5.
I never want to see another one of them again fam I still have like 8 good rolls 🤣

[Floyd @chfloyd9]

@MyNameIsByf Voidwalker: 70% of my Nova Bombs disintegrate me while missing the boss.

[Floyd @chfloyd9]

@HariSel57511397 I CAN HEAR IT FUCKING ROLLING AROUND JUST FROM LOOKING AT THIS FUCKASS PICTURE

[Floyd @chfloyd9]

Warlocks finally won Guardian Games. Warlocks have never done anything wrong ever. This update is perfect.

[Sys @KnownAsSys]

Patch note rundown:
Hunters - NERFED ⏬⏬⏬
Titans - BUFFED 🔼
Warlocks - UBERBUFFED SO FAR THAT THEY HAVE ENTERED LOW ORBIT AND ARE 1v1ING THE COSMIC RAYS BECAUSE THEY GOT BORED ⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫

[Floyd @chfloyd9]

@KnownAsSys

[Floyd @chfloyd9]

@NuCaloric Fair but also the rolling giant is the star of my nightmares so…

[Floyd @chfloyd9]

@nizelix I’ve always been more concerned that the Titan & Warlock helmets obviously got mixed up

[Floyd @chfloyd9]

@Destiny2Team @Boatercyclemon @A_dmg04 We’ll know D3 has been confirmed when they boost the power cap to 777 on Bungie Day.

[Floyd @chfloyd9]

@Destiny2Team Damnit I need the entire Warlock set I am going to need a 2nd Carpal Tunnel Release when I’m done