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[咲希 @chi_zyx]

Isaac Newton discovered gravity at the age of 23. I can proudly say that at the age of 22, I discovered that I have a mole on my back. We're pretty much the same tbh.

[咲希 @chi_zyx]

The downside of getting older is starting to have crushes and then finding out they’re *married* 🥲💔

[PharmaFactz @PharmaFactz]

Drugs that Interact with Warfarin = ♾

[Maisey Bawden @MaiseyBawden]

You cannot fly after 28 weeks preggo unless you have it signed off by a Dr or Midwife and medically speaking it isn’t advised to fly across the Atlantic to a country that has treated you like shit in the middle of a pandemic when you’re growing a child...

[Keno Neutron @babybabypluto]

My mental health surviving a really tough day but then my keys drop when I try to unlock my front door

[Zahra @ZahraCarrim]

Still can’t believe my university experience ended on a random Tuesday in March.

[Coral DeVille @CoralDeVille]

Kylie Jenner lives in a $35m mansion, and this is the water pressure...

[4422 ✭ @chelseasomba]

Now that we live in covid times I can’t believe we used to have to go to work with a cold and it would be normal to just infect everyone with your cold

[🤠 @finderssketchrs]

Responding to emails with "happy to help," when in fact I am not happy, and unable to help

[Haley OC @MILFWEEED]

I think covid’s biggest lesson is that a lot of people need to get a hobby secondary to going out drinking

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

Just saw someone my age being extremely talented, my day is ruined

[worm adderall @___maryboy]

Beyond meat implies the existence of bed meat and bath meat

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Trump is the dude after a break up who keeps texting you “I just still don’t understand what happened.”

[Hasan Patel @CorbynistaTeen]

The best thing to happen today is Nigel Farage losing £10,000 😭

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

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[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I can’t believe people are comparing Trump to Satan.  Yes, he’s evil, but he’s certainly not as evil as Trump.