egghead steve

small vegetarian, fat ass kelly price, bitch who doesn’t shower

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

Philly sports girlies hearing the worst possible news to come out of Pennsylvania today

[collin duddy @LoboExplosivo]

this what a drunk cig feels like

[chokeobo @chokeobo]

chappell roan ♡

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

mmm whatcha say

[drew @drewgirlevil]

when the inability to comprehend metaphors meets the misogynistic tendency to invalidate female artists’ experiences with traumatizing scrutiny in the music industry, this is what happens. this is just pseudo-intellectualism being poorly disguised as “music criticism”

[julian ⎕ inside your mind protector @healyinmymind]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

It’s 2am. ✌️🕑 Now that you’re a member of THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT, you may access 15 additional files from the Chairman. #TTPDTheAnthology is out now! 🤍 https://t.co/orxR4Excs6

[Tino @CMartinAlanis]

You swore that you loved, me but where were the clues?
I died on the altar waiting for the proof

#THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

LIGHTS. CAMERA. BITCH SMILE. #TTPDBoardMeeting

[m 🌊 @taylorswiftliar]

using “fresh out the slammer, I know who my first call will be to” as a metaphor for finally being single and wanting to date matty healy is such an insane thing to admit in 2024

[egghead steve @chiaseeed]

turner?? i barely know her!

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

tonight Trea Turner becomes the Phillies Riddler.

[John Foley @2008Philz]

And on the third day, the Phillies rose from the dead

[Brooklyn @Brookie425]

Phillies fans this afternoon

[𝐾𝑦𝑙𝑒𝑒 シ @BSP_Sully]

New Phillies fans seeing a bullpen meltdown

[Life of a Philly Fan @PhillyFanLife]

Boy am I excited for another season of Philadelphia Phillies baseball!

[sb @blatherwhick]

I’m doing the Stanford Prison Experiment for my bachelorette party

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

just had a caesar salad and coke