I am Chicago Man!

So famous, Chicago Man makes the headlines daily!

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Chicago Man, runnin' down his girlfriend with the car! I missed :( http://t.co/sBy4laG3Gn

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Chicago Man, gettin away with a lil B&E at #WhiteSox GM's home! http://t.co/sBy4laG3Gn

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Chicago Man, ripping off the people! FInally got busted on my ponzi scheme :( http://t.co/dZUljLBKEP

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Chicago Man, shoving cops! Don't you mess with me. http://t.co/DKazr02nXc #Chicago

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Chicago Man, shootin' up homes is what I do! http://t.co/deHy5Eierz #Chicago

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Chicago Man throws hot coffee on bus driver! That's how I roll: http://t.co/byMUmznc6x

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Chicago Man...caught stealing grave markers! Yes! #chicago http://t.co/mVeAGQoUpZ

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Chicago Man...arrested for soliciting a 12 year old girl! http://t.co/2FBqumOOBn

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Chicago Man...nabbed for yet another murder! http://t.co/Mcc8X56AtD

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Chicago Man...blindfolds and binds his own kids at Wal-Mart! http://t.co/V3xiVPO3h0

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Chicago Man...arrested for the 77th time! http://t.co/lmSYpBaZTs

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Chicago Man shoots himself in the groin! http://t.co/wH9QBdg2ER

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Guilty, yessa! RT @robdelaney People in Chicago fart a lot.

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Chicago Man looks to get Tom @Skilling demoted to "weather guesser"! http://t.co/EEnYDLmhjZ

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Chicago Man kills pit bull for tearing my shirt! http://t.co/ZCyNU1QF4T

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Chicago Man charged with sex act on a pit bull! http://t.co/gobOH7eYmK

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Chicago Man gets shot, stuffed in trunk...yet survives! http://t.co/8FFjMqydSt

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Chicago Man bites another man's ear off! http://t.co/KcUnV4yPzx

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Chicago Man molests bus driver! http://t.co/TWJ5DrZwr7

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Chicago Man Sentenced To 3 Years In Prison For Skipping Out On $70 Restaurant Bill http://t.co/8yXEPe7kmn