Sam Packer

[Sam Packer @chicagorecords]

Ice water at home hits way harder than at restaurants

[Sam Packer @chicagorecords]

For non-native english speakers, I bet piece of mind vs peace of mind is a pretty wild difference.

[Sam Packer @chicagorecords]

@ceciflwrmtn I knew it!

I actually thought to myself the next day, "that was really a great conversation with Cici."

Hope to have more in the future!

(p.s. This is my only account and also the one with all of my old jokes. I looked back to read them and was only slightly embarrassed.)

[Sam Packer @chicagorecords]

@ceciflwrmtn I found your page from the running twitter haha.

It makes so much sense that you have a whole page dedicated to conversations and good parties after chatting with you at the BBQ sunday. I hope that was the good party you were referring too.

[Sam Packer @chicagorecords]

Shout out to anyone that has a real life window sill to rest their pies on and actually uses it. They were delicious.

[Sam Packer @chicagorecords]

@AdamL1226 yes

[Sam Packer @chicagorecords]

People asking me how to spell my last name while I have a mask on.
Q: Did you say T as in Tacker or P as in Packer
A: P as in pterodactyl

[Sam Packer @chicagorecords]

On saturday night, I discovered my housemate wasn't lying about sleep walking. At 4:30 a.m. I caught him loudly opening and closing his door 5 times. I tried to go back to sleep, but the sound of my eyleashes opening and closing was too loud. It was a long night...

[Ben Marshall @notbenmarshall]

Rocking double these days

[Sam Packer @chicagorecords]

@AdamL1226 that's so true

[Sam Packer @chicagorecords]

@CornellCALS @Cornell I spent 3 years and never want to go back, try and change my mind. More than just some people spend less than three years and die.

[Sam Packer @chicagorecords]

I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/7uJTkyHBiE Key & Peele - Substitute Teacher Pt. 2

[Sam Packer @chicagorecords]

@AdamL1226 you won't die the same day you take them, it will cause organ failure and a slow and painful death over many months

[Sam Packer @chicagorecords]

I swear that pizza slice shops only have one over setting, "burn the roof of your mouth"

[Sam Packer @chicagorecords]

Pulp Fiction is sort of whatever after the 5th time.

[Sam Packer @chicagorecords]

You heard it hear first. Next gym fad: gyms that only play polka music and Weird Al. Get pumped or should I say, "polked"!!

[Sam Packer @chicagorecords]

The Other Jack White Guitar Tone: https://t.co/Zac76yfuls via @YouTube

[Sam Packer @chicagorecords]

When was the last time someone paid attention to an in flight safety explanation? @SouthwestAir