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[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Coasting Through Life Entirely On Benefit Of Doubt https://t.co/xzEpBHqqk3

[lehimesa @lehimesa]

@KeeganNYC AZ ICE reports today they have "lost" 1424 immigrant kids after removing them from their parents. They have no Idea where kids ended up.

[L E F T, PhD ⚫️ @LeftSentThis]

Translation: White people mad at another white person for satirically telling obvious truths about openly toxic white people. https://t.co/d6xkgpYcEt

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Kendrick Lamar has won the Pulitzer Prize for music for "DAMN" the first non-classical or jazz artist to win the award.

[Lord Bug @taywoodward_]

Jim and Pam. Rt if you agree

[six 🧚🏼‍♀️ @americanpssycho]

so my dad is disabled and is trying to make a little extra money because he makes so little. He makes wood carvings i’m his free time, and he can make them any size, for anything (not just team logos). Even if you don’t like them a RT will help spread the word.

[𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙡 @ayeedriel_]

high school culture is an upper middle class white girl buying a Nikon and a week later they’re asking you to pay them to take your wedding pics cause they’ve started a photography business which is really just an IG page with a few pics of their best friend sitting in the grass

[deray @deray]

It’s exhausting to see people defend homophobia with all types of random arguments. I’m hoping that this isn’t a glimpse into the rest of 2018.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Regulation Requires All Protected Species To Be Actively Looking For New Habitat In Order To Receive Funding https://t.co/VleirlSFlN

[Jace Goodwin @thejacegoodwin]

It's 2039. You live with your beautiful wife and 3 children. It's a Saturday, you have "clean garage" on your to-do list, you find a box titled "memories", you open it.. You find an old water bottle, you blow the dust off of it. It's your hydro flask.. it still has ice in it

[meg gonzalez @chicanachip]

@MeraCaulfield I’ve seen Facebook comments from old people that look like this

[Mera @mera_angelgirl]

#Die

[Tre4 @Dead_Epoch]

Engineers are the dudes who run the train right? I feel like too many people are majoring in engineering. There's not even that many trains.

[dover street martin 🟣 @aermehz]

prof on first day of lecture: welcome cla-
students with macbooks: https://t.co/esym0cKOfU

[Senator Jeff Merkley @SenJeffMerkley]

Hey @WashingtonPost, everyone in Puerto Rico is American.