chicken

YOU ARE ALL NOTHING BUT FOOD TO ME

[chicken @chicken_XIII]

Call me AB+ the way im a universal taker

[chicken @chicken_XIII]

@ya_mari_6363 only good thing to come out of yoshis island ds

[chicken @chicken_XIII]

@realKMTSU

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

THERE'S ONLY MEANT TO BE 7 PLANETS IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM ... NEPTUNE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE

[Chinese Dirlewanger @chudhapa]

this is the unskippable tutorial that plays when you enter Atlanta

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

mcdonalds gave me a free burger because my backstory is tragic

[cesspool @pisslungs]

You are the worst fart slave I’ve ever had. You’re fired. Get out of my brap dungeon.

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

turning point albania

[jangel @jadeladeljadel]

when she lowkey got grandayy humor but you havent gotten play since mlg teletubbies

[chicken @chicken_XIII]

bitches be like ABORTION IS MURDER

meanwhile their children:

[chicken @chicken_XIII]

WHEN MICHAEL JORDAN RETIRED FROM THE NBA I GOT POST PARTUM DEPRESSION

[kold @koldkorporate]

When yo name on the bnb & niggas start playing catch wit the 80 inch TV

[chicken @chicken_XIII]

boutta prompt grok SHOW ME A BIBLICALLY ACCURATE CUNT

[BigButtPear PHD MD 110 IQ 5'10" BMI: 18.5 @BigPearButt]

Just realized I was submitting Job applications with this as my pfp

[chicken @chicken_XIII]

funny how the world health organization classified covid as a pandemic back in 2020 but the rate of white women being birthed has far exceeded that of covid infections for decades longer…and we have heard nothing but silence from them

[vince @fathermencken]

all im ever thinking about is when my next opportunity to eat salmon will be

[chicken @chicken_XIII]

@PR3TTYGANGSIR @obviouslacking adding quinoa to my daily vocabulary to sound smarter than everyone around me

[𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐗! 🏂 @FELIXVANBUREN]

instagram be recommending you follow the nigga you killed in 2014