Patrick Johnson

professional noun.
Assigned Male By God.
The dark lord of poultry.
Can be stopped. Cannot be controlled.

[Patrick Johnson @chickensith]

@BowersFamValues @FUatJackDorsey @selina3sticks @DavidLat *cough* "Here's your sign." - Bill Engvall

[ThunderDome Gaming Society @ThunderDomeGam1]

Masters of the Universe

Listen, just stop what you’re doing & go see the movie! Don’t listen to any of the reviews or any of the personal accounts on here bashing this movie, it’s all lies. Pretty sure they did not actually go see the movie & they hate having fun.

I’m not gonna spoil anything about the movie, it’s 2 1/2 hours long & it was worth every minute.

💥 it’s fun
💥 a great popcorn movie
💥 people were clapping
💥 I wanna go see it again
💥Jared Leto as Skeletor is perfection!

[Kamen America (仮面アメリカ) @kamenamerica]

Huge applause to @DANIELPEMBERTON , whose music plus Brian May’s guitar really set the tone for the whole movie— a dynamic, driving energy that really delivered key scenes. And Jared Leto channels his previous performance as the Hatbox Ghost to be the scene-stealing Skeletor.

[「仮面アメリカ」 公式アカウント @KamenAmericaJPN]

また、この映画の脚本家や監督に、可能な限り「本物」かつ「楽しい」ヒーマンの物語を伝えようとすること以外の意図があったとは、私には到底思えませんでした。

ヒーマンの玩具シリーズは男児をターゲットにしており、子供の想像力につきものの、健全な「力への憧れ（パワー・ファンタジー）」を存分に謳歌するものでした。

この映画は、そうした要素を覆したり批判したりしようとはしていません。

むしろ、もし何らかの批判が込められているとすれば、それは現代社会が、男らしさや少年の想像力を抑圧するような構造になっていることに対してでしょう。

ヒーマンの玩具で遊ぶ喜びとは、悪党や怪物を思い切りやっつけられる点にあります。

そしてこの映画は、観客をそうした単純明快な空想の世界へと誘い、楽しいひとときを過ごさせてくれるのです。

この映画に一つ難点を挙げるとすれば、マーベル映画によくあるように、せっかくのドラマチックな場面が安っぽいジョークで台無しにされることが何度かあった点でしょうか。

とはいえ、「ヒーマン」の世界観には元々コメディ要素や独特の奇妙さがあるため、映画にユーモアが取り入れられていること自体は、それほど問題ではありませんでした。

[「仮面アメリカ」 公式アカウント @KamenAmericaJPN]

#マスターズ・オブ・ユニバース
この映画は最高にクールでした！
「ヒーマン」について全く知らなくても、何の問題もなく楽しめます。
キャラクターや世界観の紹介は分かりやすく、物語のテンポも非常にスピーディーでした。

ブライアン・メイによる音楽も素晴らしかったですし、惑星エターニアの映像も豪華で見応えがありました。

ジャレッド・レトのスケレター役の演技は強烈で、彼が映画全体をさらっていったと言ってもいいくらいです。
もちろん、他のキャスト全員の演技も素晴らしかったですよ！

[Ranting Monkey @Ranting_Monkey]

I generally agree with @TheCriticalDri2 which gives me hope for this movie.

https://t.co/TngcIlv4Ti

[Patrick Johnson @chickensith]

@WriterRevenant @RollingStone @jondelarroz Here's hoping. If it's good my daughter deserves to go to a She-Ra movie in a couple of years.

[Patrick Johnson @chickensith]

I can't authoritatively speak on #MotU until I see it tomorrow with the family but here are facts:
D&D and #TransformersOne were tanked by PR and review "influencers"

Both @RollingStone and @jondelarroz are telling their respective oppositional audiences to avoid the movie.

[Geeks + Gamers @GeeksGamersCom]

Critical Drinker Responds To Claim He-Man ‘Mocks the Source Material’

"The fact is, though, all of those perspectives are wrong, and you shouldn't listen to any of them. You should listen to me." -The Critical Drinker

[「仮面アメリカ」 公式アカウント @KamenAmericaJPN]

#マスターズ・オブ・ユニバース

『ヒーマン』を見る時間だ！⚔️☠️

[Patrick Johnson @chickensith]

Hope nobody minds if I screenshot this on Friday at 19:15 and revisit it Monday.

[Cosmic Book News @cosmicbooknews]

Masters of the Universe has officially flopped at the box office.

The $170M-plus He-Man reboot opened with just $31.1M domestically, landing at the bottom of expectations and below the warnings.

The previews already pointed to trouble. The full weekend confirmed it.

[Ace Combat @AceCombatGames]

Step into the cockpit and take flight as an elite pilot across stunning skies in ACE COMBAT 8: WINGS OF THEVE

[Patrick Johnson @chickensith]

Man, life in Africa looks wild.

[么 ꜱ ᴀ ᴍ ꪜ, @___TheGOOdWitch]

STOP USING RELIGION TO HATE PEOPLE!!

[Patrick Johnson @chickensith]

@QTRBlackGarrett Yours is an opinion I respect. Reserved seats for the family weeks ago.

[Patrick Johnson @chickensith]

Don't care, watching it anyway.

https://t.co/QYkbUMqBdo

[Patrick Johnson @chickensith]

This may be the single most ridiculous post I've ever seen on the internet and I remember irc/yahoo chat.

[AceAnonymoos @AceAnonymoos]

@SantaDecides If you are against pushing sexuality onto kids, then are you against pushing straightness onto kids?

[WarGate Books @wargate]

The only reason that dog ended up on a plate is because he didn't belong to Tyrus Rechs.

No one puts Baldur in a batch fryer.

[Patrick Johnson @chickensith]

I didn't know Rolling Stone had become a PR firm.
MGM should give them a raise.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

‘Masters of the Universe’ Is He-Mansplaining at Its Worst

This attempt to make 'Barbie' for Eighties-nostalgia–loving dudes is not a movie. It is extremely bad brand management.
https://t.co/Nn3cOKL4bI

[🇵🇷 𝒥𝒶𝓎 🇵🇷 🩵🤍❤️ @Parzival_jay]

Comic book movies don’t even have a excuse anymore to be scared of their costumes and source material

[Larry King @larrykingundead]

How about you combine "The Demon With A Glass Hand" about a 'man' sent back in time that will save the human race and "Soldier" about a future war/warrior ends up in modern day bringing his war with him, both by Harlan Ellison you could call it--