Ryan

15 Minute City victim - Alamo City & Austin // Building sustainable and resilient communities🏡 Gig ‘Em 👍🏼

[Ryan @chicknfriedryan]

Why is Bi-sexual hyphenated like this

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@realdalegreenin @TheDiegoTrombon One of the members of @HAIMtheband

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This is the future liberals want

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Cousin is now buying shot for boyfriend 😭🫡

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At a dive and my cousin keeps buying drinks for a girl WHO’S BOYFRIEND IS AT THE BAR

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Boyfriend just confronted my cousin lmao

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Dive bar karaoke unfortunately reminds me of the nudist episode of HBO’s neighbors

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@isthispatch I just got promoted and I was constantly feeling like I was getting fired beforehand

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@dunkin_nyc Def thought that was the highlands golds gym

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Cowboy boots are just high heels for men

[Lars Doucet @larsiusprime]

Four new Texas cities just added to https://t.co/YwZtFQIr8s, mapping land value per square foot. Austin and San Antonio have a "central spike on a shield" pattern. Dallas and Houston have a "melting lump of butter on a pancake" pattern.

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@JENXRARE Z

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@EricMGarcia Tejano

[AuxGod @AuxGod_]

BREAKING: Man arrested for stealing $229 million dollars from the San Antonio Spurs

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Left badge at home fml

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This is Greg Abbotts fault

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I can’t believe the refs keep making all these 3s

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Thinking about how one of my coworkers told me about her sex dream of the County judge during yesterday’s pride flag raising ceremony

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@the_transit_guy Wrong, we still operate the train from Texas’ last recorded train robbery

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@laineyyyy01 We’ve been panicking