The Chickpea Chronicles

Comedic fantasy book series. Follows the adventures of George, a psychotic, vegan dragon trying to fit into woke human society. Not for cry babies!

[The Chickpea Chronicles @ChickpeaChron]

For everyone clamouring to get hold of this hilarious book series, here's the Amazon link: https://t.co/kmP9SPqb8C - you won't be disappointed! #DarkHumorBooks #EdgyHumor #FunnyBooks #NonPC #ComedicFantasy #SatireBooks #HumorousFantasy

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I made a book trailer for TikTok - it took most of the day and is terrible! God, I hate technology... https://t.co/zdOlJYkS9w #booktok #comedybooks #satire #funnybooks

[James Allinson @amateurishactor]

Maybe climate change is real, maybe it's all a #ClimateScam - frankly, I DON'T CARE! I will live for today and won't financially cripple myself for something that might never happen. Anyone who's bothered can do their bit but FFS, leave the rest of us alone!

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It's #WorldBookDay so why not skive off work and read a hilarious #fantasy series?! From dragons with impeccable etiquette to laugh-out-loud, near-the-knuckle humour, there's no better way to avoid your crappy job! #comedy #freeebooks https://t.co/aGdWL55VbY

[James Allinson @amateurishactor]

Funny how the same companies and celebs who 'cancel' anyone vaguely right-of-centre are still bending over backwards to be involved with #WorldCup in #Qatar2022 Wonder why that is...? #DisingenousMoneyGrabbingBastards

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@amateurishactor I hate football but I hate fakery even more. Anyone supporting #Qatar2022 will never be able to wield their pretend woke credentials ever again

[The Chickpea Chronicles @ChickpeaChron]

For anyone who needs to hear it... Never, ever again! #covid #covid19 #coronavirus #conspiracy #conspiracytheory

[The Chickpea Chronicles @ChickpeaChron]

Just fuck off with the stupid pop ups already...! #thursdayvibes #comedy #satire

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We all know it (but for god's sake don't tell @FarmerFredsWFS) ! #comedy #fantasy #satire #freeebook #freeebooks

[The Chickpea Chronicles @ChickpeaChron]

New Instagram post - same rubbish, different platform! Follow me for mild amusement / possible offence... #comedy #fantasy #satire #fantasybook #freeebook https://t.co/yH1yEK0Evt

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(print versions are also available but that would have required you to plan ahead, wouldn't it...!)

[The Chickpea Chronicles @ChickpeaChron]

Gifts for dads are always a bit shit, aren't they?! BUT NOT THIS YEAR! Check out this hilarious, FREE ebook (buy him the whole set if you don't want to look too tight!) https://t.co/o7VlvLQIKd A bit non-pc/offensive but you know he'll like it anyway! #FathersDay #fathersdaygifts

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UPDATE - now free (again) on https://t.co/S9bTXVLIx5! (and amazon worldwide, apparently) https://t.co/aGdWL55VbY #comedy #fantasy #satire #freeebook

[The Chickpea Chronicles @ChickpeaChron]

I know you are all DESPERATE to get some great #comedy for the weekend but please note that book 1 is temporarily NOT free on https://t.co/dVkx3ETOun (they need to price match it AGAIN... self-publishing, I don't know why I bother, I really don't!) #writing NOT a #freeebook

[The Chickpea Chronicles @ChickpeaChron]

I know you are all DESPERATE to get some great #comedy for the weekend but please note that book 1 is temporarily NOT free on https://t.co/dVkx3ETOun (they need to price match it AGAIN... self-publishing, I don't know why I bother, I really don't!) #writing NOT a #freeebook

[The Chickpea Chronicles @ChickpeaChron]

I have #NoConfidence in things getting better, regardless of which puppet leader we have. Best to just opt out - go and read something funny until the nukes start flying... https://t.co/aGdWL55VbY #comedy #satire #fantasy #darkhumor #freeebook

[The Chickpea Chronicles @ChickpeaChron]

Do you have ZERO #MondayMotivation? Me too! Why not hide in the toilet and read a funny FREE ebook on company time?! Go on, you know you want to... #comedy #satire #fantasy #darkhumor https://t.co/aGdWL55VbY

[The Chickpea Chronicles @ChickpeaChron]

More meat-free 'medical' advice from the team at @FarmerFredsWFS #comedy #fantasy #satire #freeebook #freeebooks #AskDrFred

[Farmer Fred's WFS @FarmerFredsWFS]

It's time for another 'Ask Dr Fred'! #NaturalRemedies #NaturalMedicine #TherapyForTheSuggestible #crystals #homeopathy #NotARealDoctor #NotMedicallyQualified #HowManyTimesDoINeedToSayIt? #AskADr #GoodLuckGettingMedicalAdviceOnTwitter #Idiots

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As it's trending, thought I'd mention my main character @GeorgeTDDragon (unfortunately, CONSIDERABLY bigger than a 4lb Yorkie) has a #MePoo moment in this hilarious fruit and veg-growing adventure... ENJOY! https://t.co/u7oDDXmoE4 #satire #comedy #fantasy

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Medical advice for commercial gain?! Maybe Julian should sell the shop and join #bigpharma... #comedy #fantasy #satire #freeebook #freeebooks

[Farmer Fred's WFS @FarmerFredsWFS]

It's time for another Ask Dr Fred! #AskADoctor #DrFredIsNotADoctor #NeverWentToMedicalSchool NOT #MedicalAdvice #IfYouBelieveThisYouReallyDoNeedProfessionalHelp #health #wellness #healthyfood #fridayafternoon

[The Chickpea Chronicles @ChickpeaChron]

New Instagram post - same rubbish, different platform! Follow me for mild amusement / possible offence... #comedy #fantasy #satire #fantasybook #freeebook https://t.co/xi7uOIsCtQ