Lindsey

[Lindsey @chiclephobia8]

@BubblesandCheek Upstate NY!

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@lori_kopf I don't even care, that cat is ugly as hell. 😂

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@Ravious101 No one wants to be around your kids at a concert. And you're an idiot for insisting they belong there.

[Lindsey @chiclephobia8]

@SquirrelBait00 Kid's like, "I'm glad you're having such an emotional experience, you fuckin weirdo. Can you take me away from the Halloween decoration now? It's smelly." 😭

[Lindsey @chiclephobia8]

@oelma__ Wee Man, with Ellliot Page as his stunt double.

[Lindsey @chiclephobia8]

@Be_like_legend My kids find me equal parts more amusing and more annoying. I'm 37, and just started being myself this year. I had no idea I WAS masking.

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@BunsSimss Wait, this is so smart. 😂

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@rubbrdolly So you got exactly the attention you wanted. They certainly all looked at you, didn't they? Wow! Is this what they call queen shit? You fucking muppet. 🙄

[Lindsey @chiclephobia8]

@Noah_34567 @cutx2cool Found the fatass.

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@delonperc MoMo's Gone Mad- The sassiest and sweetest lady in the world roasting fat people on TLC shows.

Also the body cam videos. All of them. 😭

[Lindsey @chiclephobia8]

@ParisPhl I'm waiting for my daughter outside a dressing room in the mall as well speak. I walked by a banana republic 20 minutes ago.

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@thecowboydog That's adorable. My boyfriend just refers to them as "your fat ladies." He'll flop on the couch like, "Don't mind me, keep watching your fat ladies. I just wanna cuddle." 😂

[Lindsey @chiclephobia8]

@beyoncegarden Inbred.

[Lindsey @chiclephobia8]

@tcompton503 The skin is good for you, and I usually eat it. But you have to wash and scrub the damn thing a little so it's not so "hairy" and using her fingers and nails like an animal just gave me full body chills. It's just being shoved under her nails. 🥲

[Lindsey @chiclephobia8]

@stepmom_420 Shhh, stop being stupid. Leave that to the cows.

[Lindsey @chiclephobia8]

@frankiemuniz Holy shit, what a throwback. I'm gonna pull out my mom's Tae Bo dvds. Me and Billy are gonna get reacquainted. ✌️

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@AmiriKing That makes this so much worse, and I didn't think that was possible. They had their place, and they were fun as hell in the 90's. But this right here is clownery. I'm so uncomfortable for them.

[Lindsey @chiclephobia8]

@LadPsycho Oh, this is straight garbage. 😂

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@juicyjj57543174 Imagine her 100 year old mom seeing this and being like "No I fucking didn't! Don't tell stories about me, you great lying twat! I should've listened to my mother and put you up for adoption."

[Lindsey @chiclephobia8]

@Catladee1331 @juicyjj57543174 I'm picturing just a miniature human wearing 70's doll clothes and shedding One. Single. Tear.

Powerful. 😂😭