Alex J

food is good but free food is better

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!

[Confucius @_ConfuciusSay]

Man who change diaper in the dark, can’t see shit.

[SGAG @SGAG_SG]

Well, this taxi uncle definitely wasn't joking about getting in to the restaurant HAHAHA

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

"so between us two presidents, were you really born in--"
"just take the damn picture"

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

When your mom makes you say you're sorry to your brother but you're really not & you'll be mean to him again as soon as she leaves the room.

[SGAG @SGAG_SG]

Maybe the bus driver quit and went to drive an ambulance, and got stuck at the same place instead LOL

[Alex J @chidorialex]

this is VERY frustrating

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

A+ for creativity

[dhya ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ @JlLLlANBANKS]

wuuuLANDS

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

In debate between punch-drunk clown Donald Trump and wheezing cripple Hillary Clinton, only sure winner is Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un.

[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

ME: I want another 20 piece chicken McNugget.

GENIE: You're seriously wasting these wishes-

ME: WHEN I WANT YOUR OPINION, I'LL WISH FOR IT