Grumpy Chief

No. Now what was your question? Just a SNCO living the fecking dream. Queen’s shilling etc. For the hard of thinking - parody...

[Grumpy Chief @chief_grumpy]

By far my career highlight was when an officer said to me “Chief isn’t a rank, it’s a disease”. Never been more proud.

[Grumpy Chief @chief_grumpy]

We all have our moments, wobbles, low points, whatever we want to call them. Talk to someone, anyone! It helps. #WorldMentalHealthDay

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@CssSnco @TheMaverickSgt Proper No5 Civilian Dress. Some tremendous trousers on parade too...

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This fella that has just been appointed me to the role of ‘Clandestine Channel Threat Commander’ knows he’s just accepted the biggest shit sandwich ever, right?

[Grumpy Chief @chief_grumpy]

Sweating like an armourer during a spelling test

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@NormanF99621763 Absolute spineless choppers the lot of em! We’ve got your back, as long as there’s a 5* hotel nearby...

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Good luck to our salty, rum-drinking colleagues. You’ll need it! #rumdeal #saltyseadogs

[Ministry of Defence 🇬🇧 @DefenceHQ]

MOD has received a formal request from the @ukhomeoffice to support UK Border Force in the Dover Straits. Read the full statement here:

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@RAF_Cosford GET OFF THE GRASS!

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@MarcherLord1 @Steve_M_Smith @RoyalAirForce Over my dead body...

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£900K spaffed away. Wave to next year’s pay rise folks!!!

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@AndyNetherwood @NavalReview https://t.co/7qNUl899bd

[TheFastShow @TheFastShow1]

So why don’t you ever check what’s trending on twitter these days?

[Grumpy Chief @chief_grumpy]

@48FighterWing Stand easy Sir...

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*Sighs* It’s grey cos it’s an operational military aircraft Prime Minister. *Reaches for a Wobbly*

[Deborah Haynes @haynesdeborah]

EXCLUSIVE: @BorisJohnson VIP jet gets Union Jack style makeover for #GlobalBritain travel

The @RoyalAirForce Voyager is being painted red, white & blue

The PM had complained about its “grey” tone when he was foreign secretary and wanted a “Brexit plane”

https://t.co/Z6ugJ8WyRI

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@matelotjonah A real Liney would!

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@matelotjonah

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JK knows...

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I know ending stories and this ain't it, chief.

[Grumpy Chief @chief_grumpy]

@jk_rowling I concur!

[Grumpy Chief @chief_grumpy]

@HeadRAFRCO

[Grumpy Chief @chief_grumpy]

Well.

[Helen 💚 @Harryb22]

Say what? 🤔