Evans Mokaya

Entrepreneur, student of the world
Bartending/Mixology consultant,
certified Barista, certified SA wines expert.5 star hotelier.
[email protected]

[Evans Mokaya @chief_mokaya]

@sholla_saddam nderema or vine spinach

[Evans Mokaya @chief_mokaya]

@iddrriss__ Rosslyn near Two Rivers Mall

[George @GeorgeNoble07]

If I went BROKE, here's how I'd make my first $10k (anyone can do this)...

[Dan Did It @futuristic_dan]

Huezi elewa mbona wasee bado huenda Saudi Arabia kama hujai fika rock bottom kwa hii maisha. Ni same reason watu hukimbia kuchota mafuta lorry ya ngata ikianguka

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Don't hug your woman in public.

Every joker is hugging her.

It's insecure men who do it.

We know she is yours; so what?

Maintain a solid, impenetrable frame.

Hug your woman in the bedroom, - during sex.

The rest is bulshit.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Evans Mokaya @chief_mokaya]

@OleItumbi

[Eric @amerix]

No Kenyan can defeat Abaluhya in speaking fluent & flawless Kiswahili.

That's why the best teachers of Kiswahili subject are Abaluhya.

The Mombasa people just speak verbose Kiswahili through the nose.

But misamiati?

"Huenda ikawa"

"Kwa minajili"

"Ndiposa"

#BetterTogether

[Eric @amerix]

Be a DIFFICULT man, and you will have an EASY time with women.

Be an EASY man, and you will have a DIFFICULT time with women.

#ManDay

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Use a condom.

Why?

- because the modern sex market is dirty.

- because manipulative women use pregnancy to ruin and frustrate men.

- also, a pregnant woman is the property of the state.

Listen from us, or ignore and suffer.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Nathan B.M @IGNateM]

Someone wants to know agencies that help skilled workers migrate either to Canada or Australia. Kindly share. Retweet please. #IkoKaziKE @CanHCKenya @australian . Thank you.

[Evans Mokaya @chief_mokaya]

@gabrieloguda waah

[Evans Mokaya @chief_mokaya]

@PubityIG @osoroKE not two grandads?!

[Evans Mokaya @chief_mokaya]

@styles_liquor someone else claims this is elsewhere!

[Evans Mokaya @chief_mokaya]

mablogger wa #Azimio bure kabisa

[Evans Mokaya @chief_mokaya]

they had all the power .but chose not to use it .because somehow they underestimated #the5th .how on earth do you understimate a man who made #the4th the 4th? how?

[Evans Mokaya @chief_mokaya]

now we got new shit to worry about..politics is indeed a circus!

[Maktejah Brian™ 🚘 @maktejah_]

Dear @WilliamsRuto, @rigathi please don't take away our social media freedom!

Promise?

[Maktejah Brian™ 🚘 @maktejah_]

Dear @WilliamsRuto, @rigathi please don't take away our social media freedom!

Promise?

[Evans Mokaya @chief_mokaya]

for your own sanity please unfollow these characters @ItsMutai @paulinenjoroge @Disembe @davidjesse_ @RobertAlai @DonaldBKipkorir @

[Evans Mokaya @chief_mokaya]

@RobertAlai its over Bob ..stop giving people some false hope..the president failed baba terribly..its over