Chief Figum

Weekly podcaster with bare listeners 🤙🏻 FITP and nonce Hunter extraordinaire 👮🏻 Cock like king kongs finger 🍆

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@RyanPearce5 @floornfts Beg

[Chief Figum @chieffigum]

The true wordsmith of our generation. We are not worthy.

[Panda @Sporting_Panda]

The cat sat on the mat

[Panda @Sporting_Panda]

The cat sat on the mat

[DDFootie @ddfootie]

Decent video. My favourite part was when he said this

[Chief Figum @chieffigum]

@DrDooba can you give me a once over please

[Ric_Inv @Ric_FI_FS]

@chieffigum Someone who tweets something like this is in trouble even before the tweet... I'd advice medical help 👍 good luck

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If I speak... I’m in big trouble 🤐

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@PBMan9 @maxim_arnold @FiGuide @AdamColeFI @trentaa98 @Sancho6909 @neymarjr @stefanosensi12 😍😍😍

[PB Man @PBMan9]

Hello and welcome to #pbmanfinds number 1, Jadon Sancho.

Today PBman finds Jadon Sancho.

Oh this is a tricky one! There’s Stefano, Trent, he-who-must-not-be-named, all the boys are here.

Wait there he is! Found him!

I hope you enjoyed #pbmanfinds number 1.

#footballindex

[PB Man @PBMan9]

2020 #footballindex predictions:

• 1 million signups reached
• Market cap doubled
• Media overhauled
• Orderbooks launched
• Jadon Sancho becomes the first £10 player
• Even better content from the community (some great new accounts this year)

Onwards and upwards 🚀

[Ivan Thac-Lownesout @showponyshirts]

@RyanPearce5 @sigaskell I feel like we really need an @FiGuide podcast with @RyanPearce5 & @sigaskell. 2 very intelligent OG traders - make it happen guys 👀🤝

[Chief Figum @chieffigum]

Merry Christmas from the FITP. Hope all have a great day and can take their eyes off the ticker for 5 minutes at least! 🎅🏻 #footballindex

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🚨 To celebrate the success of the FITP in 2019, I’m running a little giveaway.. with the chance to win some Sherry that I found at the back of a cupboard at my nans. RT/Like to enter #FigsFinds #FITP👮🏻🚨

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The FITP thanks you for your co-operation in dealing with this perpetrator 🤝

[Lambings @Lambings_]

It's finally happened! No more FI Twitter for GMK. Christmas has come a day early!

Merry Christmas one and all and here is to a bellend free 2020! #footballindex

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@Phil_Tyrer @footballindexsd @FiGuide @PBMan9 @SoccerIndex @sigaskell @FIAnalysis Nah, only celebrities there where Timu Puki and me 👀

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Early adopters Christmas trader panel, as is tradition 2 days before the regular trader panel. #FITP #Footballindex

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Is anyone blacklisted from today��s prize of Dinner with you? If not may I suggest a 36 year old sticker book fan boy ?

[Adam Cole @AdamColeFI]

Just to get the ball rolling; what feature would you like to see added or improved the most on our platform? #footballindex

[PB Man @PBMan9]

The average winning score for mids this season has been well above 200 PB points. Arnold is going to need GWG to even get near to that mark. If we are being charitable, unless something drastic changes he might get 1 GWG this season. He needs that GWG on a low scoring treble day.

[Chief Figum @chieffigum]

Great spot officer Pearce. The gigs up @Phil_Tyrer 🚨🚨🚨

[Chief Figum @chieffigum]

@RyanPearce5 says he will go on and discuss his obsession with the miranchuk twins and his career as a warhammer warlord if the below gets 11 likes.

GO GO GO

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[FIG @FiGuide]

Like if you want @RyanPearce5 to come on the #FigCast

#FootballIndex

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The FITP when accounts start complaining that the players ‘suited’ to the matrix are somehow continually winning PB. #Footballindex👮🏻🚨

[Dykeward @Dykeward]

Krampus rampage in Vitipeno, South Tyrol after "immigrants on the road provoked the Krampus trying to remove the mask from some"

https://t.co/gKdt6j4bWQ

[Chief Figum @chieffigum]

@RyanPearce5 @DdfootieIndex @footballindexsd @FiGuide @PBMan9 @SoccerIndex @sigaskell @FIAnalysis He did indeed, bought a Margherita Pizza. As he didn’t want to pay the extra £1.20 for toppings. That’s 2 Lucas Perez there 😾