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[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

Practically, the only rigorously proven things you can do for life extension right now are:

- Don't be fat
- Be fit
- Control your blood sugar
- Control your blood pressure
- Have low cholesterol
- Don't poison yourself

Almost everything else is speculative and dubious.

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Many people believe the NFL is making a political statement by picking Bad Bunny to perform at the Super Bowl, but I really think it's as simple as...

1. He's the world's most popular artist

2. Having him perform advances the NFL’s long-stated goal of international expansion

3. Picking someone with little overlap with the average NFL fan will help the league set a new viewership record — Americans will watch no matter what, and Bad Bunny pulls in new viewers who might not have tuned in otherwise.

Music aside, it makes a lot of business sense.

[Chief of KC @ChiefofKC08]

@49ersSportsTalk Finally, someone has proven that Chiefs opponents try and cheat more, leading to more penalties being called in games. This seems about right.

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

I’ve been searching Bluesky to find people celebrating the assassination. The biggest account I found has 16K followers. There are probably others.

But it seems like 100% of Democrats who matter in any way unequivocally condemn the killing. Maybe we should appreciate that?

[Alex Finn @AlexFinn]

Elon just revealed exactly how the X algorithm works

I spent the last 14 hours straight reading all 400,000 lines of code of the brand new X algorithm

What I read blew me away

Here’s everything you need to know about how to go viral and if you can still get shadowbanned: 🧵

[Chief of KC @ChiefofKC08]

@MorePerfectUS Per the announcement, it is also offered to Google, OpenAI, and Anthropic.

https://t.co/E6VFKw1zlI

[Chief of KC @ChiefofKC08]

@NolanAnalyst 10/10

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m probably 2 to 3 thousand hours into learning how I can get as many of the 1,500,000 kids in child labor in west Africa off farms and into schools. I’ve surrounded myself with the greatest minds and I feel like I know more about child labor in Africa than I do YouTube now lol. Over these next 12 months I hope to make a lot of progress and bring you all along for the journey. I fear if someone with my influence can’t fix this, no one can. I’m dedicated to this mission.

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Appreciate all the love and support from #ChiefsKingdom

I let y’all down today. I’ll always continue to work and try and learn and be better for it.

Want to give thanks to God for every opportunity he has given me.

We will be back.

[Farzin Vousoughian @Farzin21]

Andy Reid with the old school Hank Stram jacket 🙌

[Chief of KC @ChiefofKC08]

💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

[Charles Omenihu @charless_94]

NINE0. Activated. Super Bowl 59.

[Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 @farzyness]

I've found that at about month 6 of being a parent you get into a groove.

The groove is realizing there's no groove and accepting that you're always going to be tired and existence is a construct.

[Neuralink @neuralink]

🧠🦾🖊️

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Hey @DOGE , @costplusdrugs is out here ready to save taxpayers billions. This is just 16 meds. 16…

[Charles Omenihu @charless_94]

A year ago today I tore my acl, I felt like my life was crumbling down. I was playing my best football of my NFL career & I was just wondering why God would do this to me. A year later, same position playing good football when it matters most & otw to the Super Bowl !!

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

"You are witnessing greatness and just be happy that you are alive to be there to see it." - @nateburleson

[Chiefs Receipts @ChiefsReceipts]

"This matchup has changed. The Bills are better than last year, they're better than the year before. The Chiefs are a little lesser than the [past] two years. They're not quite as good on defense in general."

— @CSimmsQB | @NBCSports

[Chief of KC @ChiefofKC08]

🤯🤯🤯

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Dislocates her finger but sets it back in place to complete her lift - Cici Kyle

[nick wright @getnickwright]

This one’s for @kevinwildes & @FTFonFS1 viewers, specifically.

Times scoring more than 30 points this year:

Detroit Lions: 11
Kansas City Chiefs: 0

Games next weekend:

Detroit Lions: 0
Kansas City Chiefs: 1

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

Per @ESPNStatsInfo, the Texans are the first team to out-gain their opponent by 100+ yards (336-212), not turn the ball over, and lose a postseason game.

Previous such teams were 49-0 in the playoffs.