Regular Mike, MBA

Professional coffee drinker, nap taker, and sarcasm speaker.

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

An incredible message from a man who has now met his Maker.

May you rest in peace, Vander James.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

3 months into “that wasn’t real communism this time it’ll be different”

They’re already advocating not to allow people to leave like it’s East Germany.

NYC really trying to speed run this.

[Regular Mike, MBA @chiefwillard]

The Left isn’t against racism. They’re against racist things happening to people they like or agree with. So miss me with that selective outrage, fake ass morally superior bullshit.

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

If your position at The Washington Post was recently eliminated, please consider applying to write for The Babylon Bee. We are seeking applicants experienced in writing fictional content presented in the tone and style of a legitimate news organization.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 INCREDIBLE: One of LA’s top eviction law firms is offering to evict Billie Eilish from her home for FREE on behalf of the Tongva Tribe https://t.co/Ls6JcgJxP5

LMAO

“Eilish's admission that she lives on stolen land gives the tribe a rightful action for possession as the true owner of the property,” Sinai Law Firm said

DO IT!

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

California's Central Valley produces 80% of the world's almonds. Each almond requires 3.2 gallons of actual irrigation water to grow. Not rainfall. Actual tap water pumped from aquifers.

One gallon of almond milk requires 162 gallons of irrigation water. Compare that to dairy milk at 8 gallons of tap water per gallon, with the rest being rainfall that falls on pasture anyway.

But here's where it gets properly grim. Almonds bloom for exactly three weeks in February. During those three weeks, California needs every pollinating bee in North America transported to the Central Valley or the crop fails entirely.

Commercial beekeepers truck in 31 billion honeybees. That's two-thirds of America's entire managed bee population, all concentrated in one valley for three weeks. The bees are packed into trucks, driven across the country, dumped into almond groves drenched in pesticides, worked to exhaustion, then packed up and shipped to the next crop.

The mortality rate is catastrophic. Beekeepers report losing 30 to 50% of their hives annually. That's billions of bees dead. Not from natural causes. From being used as disposable pollination machines for your almond milk.

The pesticides don't help. Almond groves are sprayed with neonicotinoids which scramble bee navigation systems, fungicides which weaken their immune systems, and herbicides which eliminate the wildflowers they'd normally forage on between almond blooms.

Meanwhile the aquifer depletion is permanent. The Central Valley has sunk 28 feet in some areas from groundwater extraction. That water took 10,000 years to accumulate. It's being drained in decades for almond milk.

Your vegan latte killed more bees and used more water than a year's worth of dairy milk. But it's got "plant-based" on the label so you're definitely saving the planet.

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

At this rate, Virginia will soon have nothing left to tax or take…

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

BREAKING:

The UAE announces it will cuts funds for citizens who want to study in the UK out of fear of Emirati students being radicalized by Muslim Brotherhood Islamists on British campuses.

An Arab state now views a European state as a dangerous Islamist radicalization hotspot

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

What @nickshirleyy has done here is incredible. He has simultaneously exposed a gigantic government fraud and the uselessness of corporate media.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎯

[Dan Choi, MD, FAAOS @drdanchoi]

As a practicing spine surgeon who pours my heart into healing patients every day, let’s be real: Declaring healthcare a “right” isn’t noble—it’s a sneaky way to force doctors like me into servitude.

My skills, time, and labor aren’t yours to command. True rights protect freedom, not demand others’ sweat.

If healthcare’s a “right,” I don’t own my own hands anymore. Taxpayers lose their earnings, hospitals their property. It’s not care—it’s compulsion. A free society can’t survive treating humans as resources to plunder.

Bring back the free market in American healthcare to maximize access to care and undo the ACAs attempts to socialize healthcare in the US!

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

"If the U.S. ain’t sh*t, if the U.S. is so bad, if the U.S. is so racist and you come from another country like Donald Trump said, you can, but won’t you take your ass back home and fix that sh*t?"

[JD Vance @JDVance]

For those keeping score at home, this was labeled a dangerous conspiracy theory months ago.

[Peter St Onge, Ph.D. @profstonge]

Your taxes fund a $500 billion army of activists government uses to do the dirty work it's illegal for them to do.

From censoring and debanking conservatives to literal coups d'etat, DOGE is going to uncover mind-blowing corruption.

@pmarca
@elonmusk
@VivekGRamaswamy

[Regular Mike, MBA @chiefwillard]

@stepfanie

[Regular Mike, MBA @chiefwillard]

@VivekGRamaswamy @elonmusk Thank God!

[Regular Mike, MBA @chiefwillard]

@DonaldJTrumpJr

[Regular Mike, MBA @chiefwillard]

@ScottPresler @realDonaldTrump You are the man!!! PA wouldn’t have happened without you.

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Ron Paul was so ahead of his time, and all they did was laugh at him.

Now they have the nerve to ask if he can be trusted?

He wanted to eliminate the IRS, CIA, FBI, and the Federal Reserve ages ago.

He was right all along.

We don't deserve you @RonPaul

[Regular Mike, MBA @chiefwillard]

@KeithOlbermann @MLB @Cardinals Shut your bitch ass up!