Chigitycheck

I'd like to go ahead and apologize for my sense of humor.

[Chigitycheck @chigitycheck]

I was watching ‘the good place’ last night and I realized that this is the bad place. #TheGoodPlace

[Chigitycheck @chigitycheck]

And now his arc has ended...#GOT #GameofThrones

[Chigitycheck @chigitycheck]

You know you're bored when there is nothing to watch on you tube.

[Chigitycheck @chigitycheck]

I wish I could tell the difference between lower back pain and my liver shutting down.

[Chigitycheck @chigitycheck]

"Shut up and eat your collard greens, then I'm gonna beat your momma and leave forever"

~black dads

[Chigitycheck @chigitycheck]

Back on twitter!! Because, you know, life sucks.

[Kate🖖🏽 @k8writer]

Chuck Norris always has the hiccups because nothing scares him.

[LifesBook_Ceo @LifesBook_Ceo]

Am I the only person wondering why this chicken is so damn big 🤔🤔🤔

[Chigitycheck @chigitycheck]

Trump got elected...thanks Obama.

[Chigitycheck @chigitycheck]

I can't wait to show all those people in sex addicts anonymous how far I've come.

[Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx]

JOB INTERVIEW

Boss: Name 2 things you love most about yourself

Me: Probably my enormous cock...and my ability to lie to complete strangers

[Chigitycheck @chigitycheck]

So you've got some deep emotional problems from childhood sexual abuse...are you seeing anyone?

[Kate🖖🏽 @k8writer]

Nothin that a little relapse won't cure.

[Chigitycheck @chigitycheck]

I like to smoke weed but when it comes to cocaine I draw the line…then I snort it.

[Chigitycheck @chigitycheck]

Look at the butt!! I'm definitely going to interrupt somebody with that!!

[Chigitycheck @chigitycheck]

I'm not blaming you, I'm just saying it's your fault.

[Chigitycheck @chigitycheck]

Bathroom stalls are the Twitter of real life.

[Chigitycheck @chigitycheck]

Inside every cute butt there's always an asshole.

[Chigitycheck @chigitycheck]

Hey friends, I'm having a party this weekend and all you to do is unblock me and remove the restraining order to come!!

[Chigitycheck @chigitycheck]

I want to stick my dick in the hole you use to lie to me with.