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[Doom Coming @Getthebagcoach]

Hey man you never know what’s happening in other cities but Tiktok is here to save us and let us know

[Chadeau @Rapper_Chadeau]

I am FUCKING WEAK!!! Michael Jackson ain’t running out of gas at all!! 😭😭😭😭

[Rukky @Ayra_Starrgele]

The food I cooked this evening. If I cook am inside abusive marriage na today dem for kill me 😭

[Ann @ItsAnnetteee]

me and Michelle Obama really the only good woman left in this world smh

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I can’t fully explain to younger people how cool the internet used to be. We had open forums, personal websites, weird experimental pages, and chaotic corners of the web, before Amazon, Google, and Meta turned it into a sterile, closed ecosystem of clutter, and commerce.

[The Most High Libra 10/10 @LenValyrian]

As someone who gets many well-intentioned ppl who try to help the kids at my school, what I always ask them is “why don’t you think that black children deserve that ppl be heavily vetted before they interact with them?”

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

Contract completed!

[! @grey990s]

I know they be blowing that Neds Declassified nigga high every time they try to help him

[åπd®ew Bølęy 🐢🐢🐢 @Andrew__Boley]

Normal widows: I miss my husband so much

Erika Kirk:

[Scorpio Clipz @ScorpioClipz]

I can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to watch the full reproductive cycle of an iPod nano

[Let people enjoy things! @EAurephar]

Getting proposed to and being worried about what other women aren’t getting is—

[kat⁷🪐 @daddykitkat_]

congratulations or whatever

[Maya Angelique👑 @moneyymaya]

I don’t even live in ny and imma have to throw sum on the grill for my nigga mamdani lol

[Sweaty Paloma 🇺🇸 @talldarkthirsty]

Sorry, I’m late. I had to clasp my own bracelet.

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

@ThomasLK007 I am a divorce lawyer by trade and trust me when I tell you this is NOT what every person does regardless of the number of questions asked. They. Just. Don’t.

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

I texted my husband at 10am that I received bad news about my father’s health and within 15 mins he was at my office, had already called my assistant to clear my calendar (before I could even walk to her office) and put me in the car to go to the hospital. He sat with me for 8 hours in an uncomfortable chair, he lost his entire work day including a court appearance, made sure my mom and I stayed hydrated (important), asked questions to doctors that I couldn’t think of, and never once complained.

I am sure there are millions of partners who have done the same in a loved one’s time of need but in my line of work it is easy to forget what love truly looks like.

If they want to they will.

[Laroi ⚖️ @fwlaroiski]

I fainted at work yesterday, when I woke up the lady that was helping me said "I'm really sorry but I took off your hijab, do you want me to put it back on"😂😂😂😂😂😂I was wearing a Durag

[Stephen Black @StephenMBlack82]

@Chilis I remember when there used to be commercials on TV for restaurants.

Now 22 year old interns cranked to the gills on Adderall and Zyn just kinda shitpost at each other.

I really need to take a modern marketing course just for funsies to figure out wtf happened.