James

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[James @chijames__]

@omgsidewalks Yeah. I’d rather tweet it so I ain’t gonna sound mad.

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

When my sister wanted to buy land, she informed my parents.

My dad asked, “Is your husband aware?”

She said, “No.”

Dad replied, “Tell him first and get back to me.”

She never did.

Later, my dad found out through my brother and called her husband.

“Are you aware your wife bought land?”

The husband replied:
“No sir. But why would she do that? All the properties I buy are in both our names.”

My sister called my dad angrily:

“Dad, you want to scatter my marriage!”

My Dad answered her:

“You’re the one already scattering it.”

Twelve years later, she still thanks him. She said her friends had been advising her to buy property secretly.

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

cuando ya calculaste cuántas horas vas a dormir, pero no te puedes dormir y el número va bajando

[James @chijames__]

@ChelseaFC @CFCSam_X Chelsea Legend. Chelsea’s most talented player ever. One of our greatest signings ever. Warra player.

[James @chijames__]

@TheDynamic__ For that shawarma alone I’ve gotta wish you, stranger. They’ve got the best shawarma, ever😂.

Happy Birthday. May the good Lord bless you.

[James @chijames__]

Greatest World Cup ever.

[G @Gideoomatic]

World Cup 22' was actually a movie. It felt like it then and still feels so 4 years later

[James @chijames__]

Imagine being used in big 2026. Was such a fool. Never again.

[tom @tomiezequiel15]

hoy es el único día que puedes retuitear esto:

[James @chijames__]

**** cancer.

[James @chijames__]

Shawarma and cold chivita active.

[BADDEST LAWYER @IfunanyaDelilah]

If you eventually win this amount of money from SportyBet, what’s the first thing you’ll buy?

[James @chijames__]

@FourEyedBae 😂😂😂😂

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Happy 4 day anniversary to all those celebrating

[James @chijames__]

If my woman rage baits me like this I promise you, it might be over😂.

[Dyslexic_aDve @Dyslexic_aDve_]

This is my favourite video.
Every single word she says is perfect.

"Why'd he kick it over the goal?" 🤣

[Kachii @badasskachii]

We are officially in World Cup month. Please leave your xG charts, pressing percentages, and defensive metrics in the club season. International tournament football is strictly decided by pure vibes, individual brilliance, tactical survival, and a random goalkeeper turning into prime Lev Yashin for two weeks. Enjoy the entertainment and put the spreadsheets away.

[Dre @DreDrexcii]

If we date, don’t stop being you. Keep having fun, keep seeing your friends, keep chasing your goals, and keep enjoying your life. A relationship should add to your life, not take away from it. Just make sure you save time for us too.

[James @chijames__]

Same twin.

[🪖 @dayoswago]

the way i dey move on from things these days dey scare me, no emotion just functioning like a robot

[🪖 @dayoswago]

the way i dey move on from things these days dey scare me, no emotion just functioning like a robot

[James @chijames__]

I’m the only guy that doesn’t wear a tie in my office. My manager and assistant don’t complain. Buh when it’s a colleague of mine who doesn’t wear his, they’ll scold him.

This good or bad?

[James @chijames__]

@jeayse_jay He’s chosen Paris?

[James @chijames__]

@jeayse_jay It’s so funny. They keep losing players for free. Arnold could give them 70M minimum. Salah atleast 50M. Now Konate. He’d have given them 80M minimum. They ain’t serious.

[James @chijames__]

Someone predicted this a year back. Someone bring it back lmaoooo

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Real Madrid have verbal agreement in place with Ibrahima Konaté!

Four year deal to be signed, depending on if/when Florentino Pérez is re-elected.

Here we go, expected right after. 🔜

Konaté put Saudi bids on hold for Real Madrid, as @marcosbenito9 reported.