uh hun honey ☺️

I identify with the black working class ✊🏿

[uh hun honey ☺️ @childishdanny]

I have my bachelors in business , masters in capitalism, and phd in ⚪️ supremacy . I’m unstoppable 😈

[. @23meeeryy]

me tuve que poner a fumar en el ikea para que m echaran, no encontraba la salida

[Panashe @NasheCeezet_zw]

One week when my daughter was little she ate a tube of toothpaste. I called poison control. The next day she was chewing on a glow stick and it broke in her mouth. I called poison control. The next day she tried to eat a dishwasher pod. I called my mom in another state and had her call poison control because I was afraid I was on a list.

[henry @henry5839201746]

what did he see

[decliné @declineusername]

frank ocean:

[Noelle @I_exist123098]

“oh shit its almost 2 am” i say as i start jacking off again instead of sleeping

[🍁《☆Autumn☆》🍁 @autumniscoldlol]

(completley misses the area to check somones pulse) Hes dead.

[𝖉𝖊𝖏𝖆𝖍 @sheluvdejj]

@divineleii HOW YOU SUCK DICK ON ACCIDENT

[lei ♱ @divineleii]

don’t dryhump naked yall I done accidentally fucked this nigga 🤦‍♀️

[broke @brokesobased]

dry humping > israel

[Danny @lookinfordanny]

how somebody i cracked first night gon say i'm easy? mf we easy 😭

[cam @realricchh]

Them construction workers just be outside playing 🤬

[Antn @antnnnn_0]

Every time I close my curtains to jerk off I feel like a police officer turning off his body cam

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

We have “walkable cities”. we need “fuckable cities”

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

*flicks cigarette* idk bro she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[C. @cichgarette]

Missionary so I can see the hate for the government in your eyes

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

“dry humping” nothin dry around here partner #TIPSTICKY!!!!!!!!!

[zayden @pemilo123]

If you're autistic at a party people ask you if you're ok a lot

[blue🌞 @cyanopsis]

no babe i love how 30 you are

[Lamone @LamoneDaSleeze]

When I say please excuse the mess when my house is spotless

[c 🫗 @mightbechidi]

Its funny but this is not a joke