Shannon Dickson

It'll be too much or nothing at all

[Shannon Dickson @childoffantasy]

"What stage of quarantine are you at?" "Oh I've reached the point of haven't had enough human interactions to overthink so I'm overthinking peoples' fanfictions instead"

[Shannon Dickson @childoffantasy]

@wrongrogers Y'all can afford therapy??

[Shannon Dickson @childoffantasy]

"What stage of quarantine are you at?"
"Oh I'm at hoping the demons under my bed will play with my hair for me"

[Shannon Dickson @childoffantasy]

@_gendzl Introvert privilege didn't last that long, huh?

[Shannon Dickson @childoffantasy]

@storyranger Do it. I'm pretty sure those admonishments against bangs in this time of crisis do not apply to fun colours that you loved last time you did 'em

[Shannon Dickson @childoffantasy]

@Firbozz Used to be in Halifax if you searched foxglove lane you'd get the suburb 20 minutes drive on the highway from fox glove lane which is where I live. This caused much consternation when we first moved in

[Sassparilla @Megatronic13]

Dad: it’s time we had “the talk”

Me: oh, I already know about dancing the forbidden polka

Dad: the what?

Me: ya know, boppin’ squiddles??

Dad: excuse me

Me: slaying the vadragon??

Dad: what?!?

Me: disappointing the wife

Dad: oh sex, right

[Shannon Dickson @childoffantasy]

@incorrectbucko Bucky: if he's your man whyd he tell me "to the end of the line"?

[Shannon Dickson @childoffantasy]

@ngoziu Consider: Steve with no beard but the shaggy hair from IW

[Shannon Dickson @childoffantasy]

@storyranger That's a long tongue on that snail wow

[Shannon Dickson @childoffantasy]

@CBCMaritimeNoon living as a woman in a world built for men means being literally unable to find a phone small enough that I can reach the far corners

[Shannon Dickson @childoffantasy]

My hockey team: loses one game
Me: have men ever been anything other than colossally disappointing?

[Shannon Dickson @childoffantasy]

@jshrhds How are both of your cats objectively the best

[Shannon Dickson @childoffantasy]

@storyranger I'm hearing that it's time to get into the nuances of what qualifies as sentience, that should really mess up these computer people

[Shannon Dickson @childoffantasy]

@archiveofourown quick q about tag wrangling, if I'm looking for the canonical tag "Families of Choice" I'd usually search "found family", is there a reason those aren't presently linked in the archive? The tag wrangling page didn't have an obvious answer

[Shannon Dickson @childoffantasy]

@storyranger Me @storyranger all the time: bitch eat some fucking food take a damn nap and keep yourself alive jfc

[Shannon Dickson @childoffantasy]

@jshrhds The Best Cat has a concern and I'm inclined to listen to her

[Shannon Dickson @childoffantasy]

@bobvulfov @josighah this is the tweet I mentioned

[Shannon Dickson @childoffantasy]

As someone wise probably said: If at first you don't succeed, fudge the data... #newmotto #labreports