Captain Cold

polar bear respecter

[Captain Cold @chillblaine]

the over-the-air digital signal is down except for Comet TV. No KREM, KXLY, Fox, ABC. I mostly stream Matlock on Pluto, but I will check on the hour to see whether the news is back

[Captain Cold @chillblaine]

@cukashawty @brooks_english meth rage

[Captain Cold @chillblaine]

@Ghostofcynthia if they film you, tell them that you consider them a kind of thief, and that device will try to steal your virtue

[Captain Cold @chillblaine]

@RandyRRQuaid bro upgrade your shoe game, topsiders would have made this work

[Captain Cold @chillblaine]

@stangvert_70 you stand tall

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@lalovestrump he was eating all the profit

[Captain Cold @chillblaine]

@StephenWalkTalk if that were my dog's name I would be singing "Me and Mrs Jones" to her all the time

[Robert Morgan @partylike1399]

It was a beautiful funeral.

@KofC Honor Guard dignified the ritual with their presence.

Very proud of two sons-in-law ho were able to participate.

Son served at Holy Mass and played Taps at the gravesite.

[David Pollack @DavidPollackUSA]

Trivia: Does anyone recognize this beautiful woman?

The White House just added this inspiring portrait of Mary Anne MacLeod. At Eighteen years old, she stepped off a boat from a windswept island in the Scottish Hebrides. She had about $50 in her pocket. The occupation listed on her Ellis Island papers: domestic. She cleaned people’s houses.

She later Married Fred Trump in 1936. Became a citizen in 1942. Raised five kids.
One of them became the 45th and 47th President of the United States. @realDonaldTrump.

@glennbeck presented it to President Trump on May 2, 2026, the anniversary of the day she set sail.

This is a story of both the American Dream and the celebration of LEGAL immigration.

[The Wry Old Peach @FreshSardonic]

Priest Lake, Idaho. Chimney Rock in the distance.

[Duck Enlightenment @_jokeocracy]

starting an AI risk think tank just to get chicks is the new starting a rock band just to get chicks

[lumpenspace ♡ the user @lumpenspace]

IF
i were the head of the preëminent AI x-risk fret tank
AND
thought we had months to avert the robopocalypse
THEN
there is no level of horny at which i'd give organising "cnc gangbangs" any priority within a weekend trip to an ai safety meeting in London.

but im peculiar

[Mr. Idaho @IDSurvivalPrep]

Kooskia Days is here!

[Captain Cold @chillblaine]

@WilloJean272019 @BudLightSadness and nobody ever bums a menthol

[Katie Daviscourt 📸 @KatieDaviscourt]

NOW: I asked members of the National Lawyers Guild (NLG) what they think of the US State Department’s report linking them to Antifa terrorism and Communist Cuba.

They refused to answer my questions as they observed leftist demonstrators protesting the Erika Kirk event at Pursuit Church near Seattle.

[PollySolipsism @PollySpin]

Courts drop charges all the time when a victim or witness doesn't show, yet that's the one she was convicted of

[US Department of the Interior @Interior]

The American West never misses.

In 1805, the Lewis and Clark Expedition crossed the Continental Divide at Lemhi Pass in Idaho, a landscape and travel route known to indigenous people for generations.

Today, the landscape is part of the Lewis and Clark National Historic Trail, and sunsets still put on one heck of a show.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

🐐 x 🐐

[Captain Cold @chillblaine]

@CoyoteACMEMovie won't see only bc john cena's stupid face