Bob “Killer Lite” Kleckner

elitist asshole #notapickyeater

[jia 🦌 is ike @wembyreads]

i would've had to kill wemby for this if i was a bulls fan

[Him Sum @HimSummm]

Closed down the social and stole a rack of claws for the house while all my roomates got laid #glueguy

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

Godzilla Minus Zero
70mm IMAX
20mg edible

[Spitta @CurrenSy_Spitta]

Who the fuck put ground beef between two pieces of bread bruh? Who did it? Who was like boom.. hamburger. Niggaz would slide for 100 nights over that person .. but then who put cheese on it? Same person or da homie came thru and was like watch this tho ..

[dragnet girl @livedeadgirls]

no no I actually think it's really cool how you have no friends your age and lack basic socialization skills

[rust belt city girl @miawaukee]

Never forget which racing sausage won the evening the Milwaukee Brewers won the World Series. Chorizo. It was fucking Chorizo. We all owe our lives to Chorizo

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

Discussing the blue wave with the boys

[liv @liviamargariet]

MY GOVERNOR IS BLACK
MY FISH IS FRIED
BLUE WAVE IS BACK
BREWERS IN FIVE

[Aidan Mulshine @AidanMulshine]

the goal of watching movies is so you can make as many References as possible

[garuka @ilygaruka]

girl from the party i brought home: oh.... i thought when you were hyping up your room in the uber u were gonna at least own a bedframe

me: are u not seeing the bladee art

swedish roommate entering: cän i heet yør "geeg bar"

me: not now jörgsen. you're nothing like drain gang

[Bob “Killer Lite” Kleckner @chillman1111]

found a heartbroken chud on my walk back to my apartment #keepyourheadupkid

[Bob “Killer Lite” Kleckner @chillman1111]

@biancalovesfilm

[vya @bluestarshade]

Hey can i join your already established friend group

[theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️▲ @theoluminati]

being a straight man and nailing a subtle joke about you being discreetly closeted gay probably hits like crack cocaine

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

Mexican foo: yo who is that

Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes

First foo: naw but what’s her last name though

[86 | Priya @priyatonin]

people with nut allergies when someone chases them with a chainsaw

[Chelly @chellgod]

How productive im going to be at work tomorrow

[★ fivestarburries ★ @fivestarburries]

nba superstar Ryan Rollins gets stuck inside the state of Indiana😱