Phil Storto

University of Iowa '21

[Phil Storto @chillphil10]

@Njstan4 you got one year of eligibility left right?

[Phil Storto @chillphil10]

@Sam_I_Am227 Mac n cheese

[Phil Storto @chillphil10]

next time you see me I'll be pregnant with a food baby

[Phil Storto @chillphil10]

@jademorecock fried chicken

[Phil Storto @chillphil10]

@samantharosonke I’m going to save up my treats until I have enough to trade them in for a hotdog

[Phil Storto @chillphil10]

going to the bathroom on an airplane it’s just like when you’re going to the bathroom drunk... everything is shaking, you’re just trying to keep your balance and you’re not really sure where you are

[Phil Storto @chillphil10]

@jademorecock all since we’ve started school... coincidence???

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

“congratulations you’re hired!” 

“congratulations you’re approved!” 

“congratulations you’re accepted!” 

“congratulations you’re promoted!” 

rt for good luck in 2020

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

@TheRock @Twitter looks like you skipped leg day recently though...

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

I'm retiring. In my spare time, I'll be tweeting #LFG

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Happy Atlanta Falcons Choke Day!

[Phil Storto @chillphil10]

Wow I’m so happy and excited to finally be a Hawkeye at this great university @uiowa

[University of Iowa @uiowa]

A sincere thank you to high school counselors supporting our future #Hawkeyes in their transition from high school to college. #NSCW19

[Phil Storto @chillphil10]

mac n cheese

[The Iowa Hawkeyes @TheIowaHawkeyes]

Today's I-O-W-A chant marks the longest in school history. | #Hawkeyes #FightForIowa

[University of Iowa @uiowa]

Best tradition in sports, ranked:

13. You
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10. them
9. because
8. traditions
7. are
6. unique
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4. teams
3. and
2. fans
1. The Wave #1stQtrWave

[ESPN @espn]

On This Date: The Globo Gym Purple Cobras blew a four-man advantage against Average Joe’s Gym in the American Dodgeball Association of America Tournament.

[Phil Storto @chillphil10]

@barstoolsports This is incredible

[Phil Storto @chillphil10]

@CauseWereGuys @jademorecock

[Phil Storto @chillphil10]

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about...