chlozo

cute commie clown ♡☭ *:･ﾟ¡they/them!

[chlozo @chillstrege]

boss makes a dollar while i make a dime, that’s why i meme on company time

[grace @idesheaven]

men will tweet “women aren’t funny” and then go watch an episode of the office written by mindy kailing and be like “this is real comedy”

[chlozo @chillstrege]

decorating a clear phone case is equivalent to having a binder in middle school

[chlozo @chillstrege]

do not be alarmed but i am sad

[chlozo @chillstrege]

@kylessuque don’t tell me the history, I ALREADY KNOW!

[chlozo @chillstrege]

@kylessuque @magsbenn do not erase my puerto rican life bitch, i will k*ll you

[chlozo @chillstrege]

@magsbenn yes! expose his ass!

[chlozo @chillstrege]

@kylessuque 3) you told me that when i called him mike that it made him sound 40 yr old soo i’m confused

[chlozo @chillstrege]

@kylessuque 1) i sent you the tiktok 2) bitch, he’s white as a goddamn ghost! he’s flour 4 sure!

[chlozo @chillstrege]

@lilcardcaptor i love this, my ig version was just “being a queer leftist” :-)

[chlozo @chillstrege]

majored in being a commie, minored in being gay

[chlozo @chillstrege]

my emo phase is the only stability i have in my life, please let me have this

[chlozo @chillstrege]

@fidget_skinner not entirely sure but she was saying some classist shit and whatever else is on this meme

[chlozo @chillstrege]

i’ve been saying “this week is gonna suck” for like three years now

[chlozo @chillstrege]

im too cute for ppl to mean to me, it’s a CRIME

[chlozo @chillstrege]

@Lord_Joseph thank you :’) same here

[chlozo @chillstrege]

if i’m on yr close friends stories, i see you and i appreciate you

[hannah @rainmustfalI]

no one:
absolutely no one:
me when 80s music comes when i'm out:

[chlozo @chillstrege]

@kylessuque i just love gossip

[chlozo @chillstrege]

if @Sizzler_USA closes down, we riot