bob winter

bob is executive creative director of CP+B Miami and, ironically, very fair-skinned

[bob winter @chillywinter]

If I was a billionaire and I wasn’t in space it’d be so embarrassing.

[bob winter @chillywinter]

At the rural gas station guy across the pump from me asked ‘going ice fishin?’ And I said ‘not today’ in a sort of disappointed way as if I ice fish all the time and just didn’t have time today.

[bob winter @chillywinter]

@ConanOBrien Probs the ‘it’s me CONAN!’ t-shirt

[bob winter @chillywinter]

Dude. You’re on mute https://t.co/6J68UEpa4C

[bob winter @chillywinter]

@williamadler78 White snipes

[bob winter @chillywinter]

Sadly this suit makes me look more normal. #casualsnowman, #killinit #verywarmthough #frostyhasbo

[bob winter @chillywinter]

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. But tomorrow is too, and next week is full of them if you just want to wait. #motivations'

[bob winter @chillywinter]

If everyone was killing people with toast we'd probably all be ok giving up toast. Wait, toast is awesome. #toastnotguns

[bob winter @chillywinter]

In ny it's never quite clear if it's garbage or an art exhibit. #totalbanksy

[bob winter @chillywinter]

Gotta respect a hotel that doesn't sugarcoat it. You're on 13 buddy. #dealwithit

[bob winter @chillywinter]

That moon has really let itself go. #super(fat)moon

[bob winter @chillywinter]

When there was one set of footprints I had stopped to get a slurpee. I yelled 'you want lime?' But you were too far away. #motivationish

[bob winter @chillywinter]

The kids made a sign by the road: honk once for trump, twice for Kanye. Well, America, you voted....

[bob winter @chillywinter]

Because when you need a bike light you almost always need a set of plastic candles to go with. Duh

[bob winter @chillywinter]

Never forget you are a child of the universe, just like the stars. And also like frogs and that crazy woman from Tennessee. #motivationish.

[bob winter @chillywinter]

Seriously who is running over all these skunks? It's not like they're super fast. Although if they are I guess someone has to stop them.

[bob winter @chillywinter]

Let me know if anyone wants to toss the ol' Florscheims around. I got a new mitt

[bob winter @chillywinter]

Just like vacation in Costa Rica except replace vacation with soccer tournament and Costa Rica with Palatine.

[bob winter @chillywinter]

Add these to your smoothie and you can poop out a chia pet. #imadeadoggy

[bob winter @chillywinter]

An entire Lake Michigan all to ourselves thanks to photo cropping