Tommo

Durham lad on long exile in South East!

[Tommo @chilton_darlo]

@fesshole

[Tommo @chilton_darlo]

@fesshole Was it Arkwright's?

[Tommo @chilton_darlo]

@anon_opin Kids today will never know the dull wait outside the pub, with a Panda pop and a bag of crisps, as Dad goes in to 'have a quick chat with someone'

[Tommo @chilton_darlo]

@PersonHalfa @fesshole Lazy, entitled, gits that expect you to deliver it to them, I live next door to just the type!

[Tommo @chilton_darlo]

@fesshole You need to introduce then to the lovely calm of Puffin Rock

[Durham Miners' Association @DurhamMiners]

DMA statement on the @DurhamGala and Reform UK.

Reform chose to criticise us publicly for not inviting them to the #DurhamMinersGala. They obviously don’t understand how this works, so we will explain...

Read more:
https://t.co/Ivk3C1HeMO

[Tommo @chilton_darlo]

@1968Tv

[Tommo @chilton_darlo]

@jamsey55 @Gr3ant @anon_opin

[Tommo @chilton_darlo]

@fesshole Years ago as a SEND classroom assistant, the school was doing a display of "The 12 Days of Christmas" , our class was assigned to do the 8th Day, the Google image search with the class for milk maids turned out to be a mistake!

[Tommo @chilton_darlo]

@MrMichaelSpicer I always admired the ultimate in taking the piss there, 'Grey' by Gerrard Richter (not currently on display). Described as a "reaffirmation of artistic purity" https://t.co/lNeVMGCuld

[Tommo @chilton_darlo]

@fesshole

[Tommo @chilton_darlo]

@FishHutBlackDog @anon_opin If you look at the tin you'll see that most of our sardines are imported from Portugal

[Tommo @chilton_darlo]

@SangitaMyska https://t.co/t6vGy0YkP1 My geography teacher used to show us the QED Guide to Armageddon documentary at least once a year, sometimes as an end of term "treat" 🤣

[Tommo @chilton_darlo]

@TheCinesthetic

[Tommo @chilton_darlo]

@monstroso As well missing Tolkein & CS Lewis, there are 22 books in that list of "20"as they have 3 Harry Potter's at No 4?

[Tommo @chilton_darlo]

@anon_opin I always liked Proverbs 18:6, Good News Bible version, "When some fool starts an argument, he is asking for a beating."

It also had a little drawing of someone getting their face punched.

[Tommo @chilton_darlo]

@d_fearns @jayrayner1 I always like to tell them that it wasn't an accident, I meant to hit them and they got what they deserved.

[Tommo @chilton_darlo]

@TheMVP @ThatEricAlper You're not the only one, me too! 👍

[Tommo @chilton_darlo]

@Matt__Pomroy @Fightsanalysis @anon_opin Most of them of car drop off, Gatwick is £6 for 10 minutes. They have ANPR cameras as you enter and leave taking your registration.

[Tommo @chilton_darlo]

@quantick @NedHartley