Blorko_Bjorko

This is Blorko

[Blorko_Bjorko @chimp_hivemind]

@SentinelCentral Favorite Battle Pass: The Spongebob SquarePants Movie (2004)
Most hated Battle Pass: Scott Pilgrim vs The World (2010)
Underrated Battle Pass: Falling Down (1993)
Overrated Battle Pass: Fallout New Vegas

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

Absurd type of thing and its chudlet

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thank you for your time, and special thanks to Taurovenator

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there is someone out there who jacks off 8 times a day

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I've seen fish bigger than you pal

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I'm making a fund for my friend, he is a dimetrodon and is lowkey chill af

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people who love breast

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27 frogs today, 47 yesterday

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hopefully scientist of the near future will bring back dinosaurs like sauropods and donald trump will be like ".....he" and that bih will strike him with its tail leaving him terribly wounded and in a state of shock, thus killing him slowly. Like I'm talking a terrible death here

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erm this looks freaking delectible

[Today In History @historigins]

The Hua Moa is a large, thick Hawaiian banana with creamy, orange-pink flesh, growing up to 10 inches long and 4 inches wide

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brother bear 1 and 2

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thank you billie eilish

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the blorko guitar project was funded in order to see who could kill me with a guitar (acoustic)

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give a man a fish

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fish will save you

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@beautifulpig27

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I haven't touched fortnite in a while

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the big leagues

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Wish I had some big league chew rn 👀👀👀 just sayin'. It would be really cool if someone gave me big league chew watermelon right about now 👀👀👀

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Taco Bell

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"tits or ass?" asked the old man, arched over while his cane supported his frail body. It was clear from his white hair and the length of his chin whiskers (flavor savors) that he was an expert in both fields. "I am nothing" said Blorko in reply