Look Jax, I know we don't get along, but... I think I found a way to go back in time to the first thanksgiving and get turkeys off the menu…
That’s right we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!
Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.