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one bad day away from becoming a hunter gatherer and leaving my life behind

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@_livandletdie and without having to undergo trial by desert

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@boobie_ok_laugh 👀

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[the wizard @sampladelica]

Woke up w no penis still

[hello @hello141592]

i poop sitting down because im girl

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last night was a liveleak video

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@_livandletdie oh wow. i never thought of it like that. i guess that is pretty cool

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trying to spend less time on my phone i just gave diet coke to ants to see if they like it

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@_livandletdie yeah why not. now replace ants with "the killer". not so cool now hm

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result: not really

[z @z4pych4n]

white people be like steely dan helped me through a really dark time in my life

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

There almost wasn’t even a Vicky to say Woah to!

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maynard sings in haiku

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@_livandletdie to be fair it was a world-altering update

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why does my mom have to mention the race of a person whenever she tells me a story. like girl what does him being a half orc have to do with the fact that he was a nice waiter.

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@leahesque @_livandletdie i am glad you took that time to mull over my joke. it feels nice to be considered in that way 🤗

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@_livandletdie @leahesque your monk friend who isnt escaping samsara anytime soon: