Flavius Stultus Africanus

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Average citizen of Imperium Romanum
#Jesus was a #terrorist

[Flavius Stultus Africanus @AverageRoman1]

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Jesus Christ, a Judean rabblerouser, was rightfully executed by Pontius Pilate. I have heard plenty of criticisms of the Roman army as of late, and I would just like to remind everyone that Jesus was a #terrorist! Only Judean pacifists would dare to criticize the Roman Army!

[🔻 @uncle_authority]

"fucking camper" isnt a legitimate complaint in actual warfare.

[syl ♡ @sylviapuffs]

it was a transwoman as one of the first person who exposed epstein in 2007 but this is how the media treated her

[Calamity Pink Panther @CalamityPink]

Dumb rural Whites believe social services are racially segregated and that there's a "bad" version all the lazy Blacks and immigrants are on.

"Food stamps" = SNAP
"Obamacare" = ACA
"Section 8" = Housing Assistance

[Flavius Stultus Africanus @AverageRoman1]

@Ahlescendres See the problem with this one is that when people say stuff like this most of us cheer because it's true and we hate it

[Flavius Stultus Africanus @AverageRoman1]

@kittischmitti Ok but do you have proof Satan DIDN'T do that? Didn't think so buster.

[Marcus Vance 🗡 @MarcusCVance]

Watching a robot actually do wet on wet oil painting would be really cool. It'd showcase a huge technological undertaking of mechanical control and programming—and watching the process is what makes Bob Ross Bob Ross.

AI output is not that.

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

Mystical Indian ruby gem? 💎

[warren 👻🔪 @torturenexus]

Right wing parties watching Trump just deny losing in 2020

[heidi central @heytherenrds]

one of my favourite tweets of all time

[Hungry Burger @HungryyBurgerr]

BTW this guy has been on the Supreme Court for 35 years and is one of the nine people who have the final say on what laws get passed in America. He's opposed gay rights every single time same sex marriage bills came to the supreme court.

[Flavius Stultus Africanus @AverageRoman1]

@Thinkseeker1 Looks like a ps1 horror protagonist

[Duc de Vinny (comms open) @DucDeVinny]

Marquis de Sade becomes very funny when you realise he was just a massive perv who, if alive today, would've been a horrorcow with a disgusting deviantart page and obsessive tumblr account

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

It’s hard to not be preachy when it feels like you’re living in hell

[Flavius Stultus Africanus @AverageRoman1]

@BRICSinfo Does he...know where he is?

[Bornulhu @booyahbornu]

the "male orc vs female orc" character design strikes again

[Flavius Stultus Africanus @AverageRoman1]

@amountainsunset Pure misogyny, women r dumb so they bad driving, men r smart so they good driving

[Flavius Stultus Africanus @AverageRoman1]

@Le_Surj @meowcowmoo Everyone is obsessed with oppression Olympics like the people in power see a black person and a trans person and think anything other than "I WANT TO FUCKING KILL THEM"

[Flavius Stultus Africanus @AverageRoman1]

@ec0anarch0 @Butteriss_d @meowcowmoo Do you not see how "hide who you are and keep it a secret at all costs or else you will be persecuted" is oppression?

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@gay_not_woke @meowcowmoo A person that is queer try to keep up

[Flavius Stultus Africanus @AverageRoman1]

@meowcowmoo Also "just hide a fundamental part of your identity for the rest of your life" is only a solution to people who think your identity is invalid or degenerate