samvage

just another dead rat in a garbage pail (behind a Chinese restaurant)

[samvage @chimpsamzee]

School tomorrow

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[🌽 j. deere hoosier 🌽 @DeereJonathanxo]

i just took the presidential fitness test & got grover cleveland :/

[aidan ♪ @blueralts]

there’s a DS stylus sitting in a sidewalk crack in downtown Chicago

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tying my hair back whenever shit gets serious at work….violet baudelaire lives inside me

[mei @thekissofvnus]

luca pick up the phone your son is calling you

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

I’m at the aquarium petting zone just absolutely grabbing

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Girl driving a car: (smiles)

Matthew McConaughey riding a motorcycle: (smiles backs)

Me in sidecar with goggles: WHO WAS THE SMILE FOR

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

do as i scoob, not as i doo

[Spencer Agnew @Spennser]

this is just like that movie challengers

[Brady @19brady9]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips

[lou 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @l0ujade]

kind of obsessed with how much brain power this took from him

[march ✫ @starlightkree]

it’s a feminine m&m or whatever chappell roan said

[i know now @powcampsurvivor]

taylor swift: i’m so proud of my special man for winning his special game. i’ve been thinking…what if instead of shredded newspaper…we used wood chips in your habitat!

travis kelce: it’s so much easier to run around and play with the wood chips! and I can chew on them too!

[@[email protected] @JonBaker]

SOMEBODY GET RUDOLPH A FUCKING EPIPEN IMMEDIATELY