Jared

Every hero needs his own theme music

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@michaelahoov 😶

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@michaelahoov HSMTMTSS2

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@michaelahoov @cognelius Taking notes

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Went to Jimmy John's and they were out of bread, like what else do you even sell

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I'm convinced that I'm Charli's #1 straight male fan

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@michaelahoov I'm proud to have made it to the Twitter

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Bidens free COVID tests arrive the same day I test positive for covid 🤔

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@michaelahoov This is my dream

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@mintohstash No bamboozle it's actually Rebecca Black Was Here

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I need the Olympics to end so I can go back to watching my trashy reality dating shows

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Lana Del Rey is actually just the personification of the great Gatsby

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@goguwuma The queen is a game changer for sure

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My boss went on PTO for 2 weeks and now I have 2 daily one on one meetings with the chief engineer until he gets back

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I have trouble believing that Fine Line is actually Harry Styles

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Find friends that do your tech support

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When you catch that perfect REM cycle sleep

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Is lorde ever going to drop new music

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So excited to be living 15 min from an adidas outlet store

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Work sent me a webcam so I'm running out of excuses as to why my video is off in meetings

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Gossip fuels my Mondays during the bachelor off season