Lisa Gottuso

[Lisa Gottuso @chip_chipp]

Protip: if you fold your weighted blanket in half you have double the tranquilizing weight. #electionanxiety #crushme

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

I have a fun idea: why don’t we have Trumps personal doctor/ carny inject Trump with the coronavirus and then we can test out all his ideas on him and his family? There will be light everywhere. The best lights. Inside and out.

[Lisa Gottuso @chip_chipp]

Changed my island song to the chicken dance and never looked back. #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #acnh

[Lisa Gottuso @chip_chipp]

@livliv12321 OCEANCITY #SEASCAPE

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[Lisa Gottuso @chip_chipp]

Hey guys. I'm back to retweet corona death charts. I do love a good chart tho.

[John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch]

NEW: Monday 23 March update of our coronavirus mortality trajectories tracker

• UK is finally locking down, as its death tolls reaches 355
• US death curve continues to steepen, passing 500 with no national lockdown

Live version 🔥 FREE TO READ 🔥 here https://t.co/VcSZISFxzF

[Lisa Gottuso @chip_chipp]

Except the wasps beat my ass everytime #snatched

[Lisa Gottuso @chip_chipp]

Sing that song it's all for you

[Lisa Gottuso @chip_chipp]

Chance just killed it.

[Lisa Gottuso @chip_chipp]

Why is deep Creek the only place people from McKeesport go? That's enough

[Lisa Gottuso @chip_chipp]

I use Twitter once every six months. Hey guys. Shits a travesty lately. Dump Trump. Xoxo #gossipgirl

[PJ @kickthepj]

did you know every year whilst sleeping you swallow 8 spiders, 17 snakes, 5 dogs, 2 clowns and a bicycle pls subscribe for more great facts

[Chris Gethard @ChrisGethard]

WORLD: Career Suicide's coming to @HBO this May! Laughs, feels, intense oversharing. THANK YOU to all who supported me + made this happen.

[Q And Sal @WhatSayYouPod]

GFY today and everyday.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Can someone please pass legislation to make sure that any presidential candidate is given a psychiatric evaluation b4 taking office? Hello?

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

I stand with the people gathered across the country tonight defending our values & our Constitution. This is not who we are.

[Lisa Gottuso @chip_chipp]

Gotta take a Solange break real fast.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Trump’s inauguration will be protested in all 50 states and 32 countries, making this the highest attended 3 Door Down concert to date.