Oliver Clozoff 🇮🇱🇺🇲

I put the odd in dad bod

[Oliver Clozoff 🇮🇱🇺🇲 @chipfehd]

@Softykjr This is my shocked face 🙄 its almost adorable you all thinking this time will be different

[Oliver Clozoff 🇮🇱🇺🇲 @chipfehd]

@NolteNC I read a book on the making of Casablanca, and considering the behind the scenes stuff, the fact this movie came together as it did is almost serendipitous

[Oliver Clozoff 🇮🇱🇺🇲 @chipfehd]

@redsteeze They dont mind showing every depraved way violence can be inflicted on the human body, but tits and ass are a bridge too far

[Oliver Clozoff 🇮🇱🇺🇲 @chipfehd]

Goddammit 2026. Knock this shit off 😥😭

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Tim Curry, star of The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Spamalot, co-star of Annie, and many other films and stage productions, has died.

He was 80.

[Oliver Clozoff 🇮🇱🇺🇲 @chipfehd]

@yashar Goddammit 2026 knock this shit off

[Oliver Clozoff 🇮🇱🇺🇲 @chipfehd]

@bluelivesmtr Badass

[Oliver Clozoff 🇮🇱🇺🇲 @chipfehd]

@pjalphareacts Counter offer. We feed her to the pigs.

[Oliver Clozoff 🇮🇱🇺🇲 @chipfehd]

@Benton_Mike @jwhittenbergK5 World class gif usage right there

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@KurtSchlichter Mirthder

[Oliver Clozoff 🇮🇱🇺🇲 @chipfehd]

@NolteNC No overt politicization. No needless woke pandering. A positive message. Ill take the sappy any day

[Oliver Clozoff 🇮🇱🇺🇲 @chipfehd]

@NolteNC Not gonna lie. That synopsis is pretty damn funny.

[Oliver Clozoff 🇮🇱🇺🇲 @chipfehd]

@RobProvince This is low key some of the best advice ever

[Oliver Clozoff 🇮🇱🇺🇲 @chipfehd]

@robstaton Happy birthday regardless Sir

[Oliver Clozoff 🇮🇱🇺🇲 @chipfehd]

@Softykjr My dad was a longtime Hawks fan and he passed away halfway through the 2013 super bowl run. Wayching them win without him was bittersweet. I feel you brother

[Oliver Clozoff 🇮🇱🇺🇲 @chipfehd]

@AshleyLolaRyan @KZOKFM Naps

[Ancient History Hub @AncientHistorry]

In 458 BC, Rome was on the brink of collapse.

An invading army had trapped the Roman consul and his legion in a mountain pass. Panic spread through the city. The Senate did the only thing they could think of:

They sent messengers to find a 60-year-old farmer plowing his field.

His name was Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus. He had once been a senator, then lost his fortune paying his son's bail. Now he worked his own four-acre plot just to feed his family.

When the Senate's envoys arrived, they found him sweating behind a plow. They asked him to put on his toga so they could deliver an official message.

The message: Rome was making him dictator. Absolute power. Total command of the army. No checks. No oversight. No term limit.

He accepted.

Within 16 days, Cincinnatus had raised an army, marched out, surrounded the enemy, and forced their surrender. The republic was saved.

He had legal authority to rule for six months. He could have stayed. He could have expanded his power. He could have done what every other ruler in human history did when handed unlimited control.

Instead, he resigned on day 16.

He took off the toga, walked back to his farm, and finished plowing the field he'd left half-done.

Twenty years later, when Rome faced another crisis, they called him back. He was 80 years old. He took command, crushed the conspiracy, and resigned again, this time after just 21 days.

He died poor. On his farm.

2,200 years later, when George Washington was offered a kingship after winning the American Revolution, he refused and went home to Mount Vernon. The reason he was hailed as "the American Cincinnatus" is because Europeans literally could not believe a man who had won would willingly give up power.

King George III, on hearing Washington would resign rather than rule, said: "If he does that, he will be the greatest man in the world."

The lesson isn't that Cincinnatus was humble.

The lesson is that for most of human history, the people most qualified to lead were the ones who didn't want to. And the moment a society starts rewarding those who chase power instead of those who flee from it is the moment the republic begins to die.

Cincinnati, Ohio is named after him.

Most people who live there have no idea why.

[Oliver Clozoff 🇮🇱🇺🇲 @chipfehd]

@NolteNC Good luck have fun don't die was fun as hell and ine if my favorite scu fi films if the decade

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@Softykjr Man-opause

[George MF Washington @GMFWashington]

Growing up is realizing Loni Anderson wasn’t the hot one on WKRP

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

21 years later, and it remains one of the greatest fight scenes in cinema history.