Ryan Jank

i am a rocket scientist......and by rocket scientist i mean normal guy just looking for a laugh and maybe a high five

[Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO]

Thank you to everyone that posted a picture with your hot sister. I will be Dm'ng them real soon. #NationalSiblingsDay

[Souf Oaklin fo' Life @Souf_Oaklin]

Impressive turnout as former Browns quarterbacks gather in downtown Cleveland.

[Ryan Jank @chipsholda3]

Thanks @BarstoolBigCat Just in time for #GritWeek2016 . People forget, that grit knows no time limits.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

They should euthnize all the horses who dont win. Called darwinsim

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

Love when people realize it's just music and not a person threatening their life. You can just keep talking.

[Ryan Jank @chipsholda3]

@jimmyfallon the police in my town thought a severed cow udder was a human penis. They sent it for forensic analysis #MyHometownIsWeird

[Ryan Jank @chipsholda3]

@KFCBarstool, @BarstoolTrent, @FeitsBarstool, the Not Safe show on Comedy Central is definitely worth a watch.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Pey Pey looking like he got a shipment of that good good this week

[Leah Tiscione @LeahTiscione]

*swerves onto exit 208* Sorry mom something came up

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

When they say their college during player introductions Aaron Rodgers should say "Hogwarts" from now on.

[Cousin Sal @TheCousinSal]

Dabo Swinney should at least get a Sunny Delight dousing for that miracle back door cover. #NationalChampionship

[Dan Cronin @croninwhocares]

Turns 69, drops an album, leaves. He was fucking cool as shit 'til the end.

[Ryan Jank @chipsholda3]

@BarstoolJJ fantastic episode of @YuppieJunk . The first lady and yourself were dynamite. Thanks, for a great start to a Monday.

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

Is it true that Kate Upton is working as a bouncer at this year's #VSFashionShow?

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

Kris Jenner getting Archie Manning amounts of camera time. #VSFashionShow

[rob fee @robfee]

Eli Manning Dislikes
Chomp Baton (Corn on the Cob)
Scalp Spaghetti (Hair)
Wakey Flop Frisbee (Pancake)
MAW!(?)
Ouchy Floor Cheese(Mousetrap)

[Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13]

Lunch! Let's see what mom packed. Hope it's not just a note that says I'm a punk ass buster. Ok it is that note again tomorrow is a new day.

[rob fee @robfee]

Eli Manning Dislikes:
Ground Mittens (Socks)
Ouchy Tomato Gravy (Blood)
Stretch Donkey (Giraffe)
Hey Terrys! (?)
Mouthy Spit Slugs (Tongues)

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

"And now I gotta go home to EIGHT kids"