Cassie

[MADIE T ☆. @th31nspiration]

i want a lychee martini and some sushi and some oysters and a side of truffle fries w a water w lemon and some spinach dip and some mashed potatoes w lobster mac & cheese

[cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle]

I want to dress up as something really fucking scary for Halloween so I’m thinking of going as a grade 1 hamstring strain

[valentine @valawakened]

No babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a whole hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Guinea Pigs Jump Across From Rug to Rug

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

This kangaroo fakes fainting to get food from people

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

unfortunately i’m not addicted to the grind i am addicted to the unwind i love chilling and relaxation and overall taking it easy

[trin @lovelltrin]

bad news for chocolate chip cookies: i woke up today

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

I love vanilla scents I want to be vanilla

[julia @juumelo_]

in addition to being a sweet gentle girl I am also deeply angry and violent. this is endearing to right person I’m sure

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Lost my car chapstick so now my bag chapstick is in my car & I had to replace it with my nightstand chapstick so now everything is a fucking mess.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I wanna say “fck this job” every day but it's actually a cool job I just be wanting to lay down

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Ummmm no I don’t watch “Instagram Reels.” I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source

[𝙃𝙑𝘿𝙀𝙎 @hvdesmusic]

this is how i look at the flight attendant so she knows im awake and want a treat

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

they should make a statue of the person who invented nerd gummy clusters like what a contribution to society

[໊ @sonohoor]

bilf (book i’d like to finish)

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I know the Bears are bad but it’s only been 1 game!

[🛸 @tufthug]

i don't get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

"I don't let my dog sleep in my bed"

I would let my dog steal my identity and open credit cards in my name if she wanted to

[Li @whateverleesaid]

Banana peppers and jalapeños/hot peppers takes every sandwich to another level