Chipukeezy

VINCENT MUASYA - COMEDIAN | Vice Chair NACADA | CHIPUKEEZY SHOW HOST | Founder CHIPUKEEZY COMEDY CLUB | Director ST MARTINS SCHOOL |

[Chipukeezy @chipukeezyvini]

I work as hard as I can to achieve my goals.I have steadily improved year after year by working harder and training smarter over the long haul.The only way to get better is to work harder.This doesn’t guarantee a win,But it sure does improve your chances..Above all Mungu mbele

[Hon.Moses Kuria,HSC @HonMoses_Kuria]

Kenya Railways transported 396 tonnes of Government-subsidized fertilizer from Athi River Railway Station to the National Cereals and Produce Board (NCPB) depots in Ol Kalou and Nyahururu, marking the revival of freight services on the Gilgil-Nyahururu branch line after 46 years. The movement, undertaken using 11 Metre Gauge Railway (MGR) wagons, is the first cargo train to operate on the corridor since its closure and underscores the railway’s role in supporting economic growth, regional development, and enhanced connectivity.

The Rail Mavuno fertilizer will support farmers across Nyandarua and Laikipia counties, regions renowned for agricultural production, including potatoes, carrots, cabbages, peas and other horticultural crops, as well as long-term crops such as wheat.

The revival of the line has already attracted interest from key players across various sectors. Potential and existing customers include OCP Kenya for fertilizer transportation, Bamburi Cement PLC for cement products, New Kenya Cooperative Creameries (New KCC) for dairy logistics, and Autoports Freight Terminals Ltd. for freight and logistics services. Additional opportunities exist in the transportation of construction materials, including sand and building stones, as well as livestock and related agricultural products.

Beyond freight transportation, the restored railway line will also support passenger services, providing communities along the corridor with a safe, reliable, affordable and environmentally friendly mode of transport. The return of rail services is expected to improve mobility, enhance access to markets and social services, promote tourism, and strengthen regional integration.

The resumption of freight and passenger services along the corridor is expected to lower transportation costs, stimulate trade and investment, create employment opportunities, and support sustainable economic growth in the region.

This milestone aligns with the Government’s commitment to the realization of Kenya Vision 2030, leveraging railway transport to drive both microeconomic and macroeconomic growth while strengthening connectivity between production centres, markets and communities.

[Kenya Railways @KenyaRailways_]

Gilgil-Ol Kalou-Nyahururu Gúka nì Túkìte!

[Chipukeezy @chipukeezyvini]

Journey to Singapore is unstoppable 🙌🏻

[I. Cox @IanECox]

It's an interesting new train service.. I wish it well! 🚂🇰🇪

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

How to survive in South Africa as a foreigner 😂

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

Counsel, your points indict Raila Amolo Odinga more than they indict Mbadi. The malpractices you state, correctly, that Mbadi benefited from were manufactured and weaponized by Raila and their most prominent beneficiaries include Ida, Adhiambo and Winnie.

Mbadi is correct to remind them that he is not their slave and to caution to avoid using Raila’s name for parochial purposes.

On this one, Mbadi is right: Winnie, Adhiambo and Ida have zero moral authority to lecture him.

[Chipukeezy @chipukeezyvini]

Careful with your stupid threats Master

[irene makori @irenemakor12718]

@WahomeHon This thing @chipukeezyvini needs to be killed before it lays eggs.

[Chipukeezy @chipukeezyvini]

Ukiona vyaelea Jua vimeundwa🙌 transforming the Country Sector by Sector 🙌 Soon mama mboga watapona🙌

[sabatosautiyaground @sabtosabato]

Kenyans owe Kasmuel McOure an apology.

[Chipukeezy @chipukeezyvini]

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[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

The X prefects have been under siege, yetu macho tu!

They told everyone, “Do not clean Ruto’s mess,” but the same people are attending his events, sitting in his summits, smiling for photos, giving him audience, giving him legitimacy, and helping polish the same image they claim should not be cleaned.

It is very easy to set rules for everyone else, but the real test is whether you can live by those rules when access, invitations, cameras and proximity to power are placed in front of you.

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Our president did well by attending Kalasha Awards. Whether you’re wantam or tutam it’s obvious the pull of a sitting president coming to your event has. Shida tu ni ma bladfakn wa TL hawawezi praise anything unless a ka 527 reflects on their Mpesa.

[Chipukeezy @chipukeezyvini]

SEBASTIAN SAWE

#Master 🫡

[Kithure Kindiki @_KithureKindiki]

Wewe Goliathi…

[-Dennis Itumbi, CBS @OleItumbi]

MURANGA welcomes DEVELOPMENT

1. Shs. 20b, to build 6,800 affordable housing

2.Mumbi Stadium, 10k seater, 950m

3. Kayole Market - 50m modern Market

4. Kiharu affordable Housing- 165 units

5. Kiharu TVET - 580 units

6. Jitume Lab

7. Prisons Affordable Housing

8. Mau Mau Roads completion

9. Kiriko - Karugia, Mathioya.

FROM THIRD TO FIRST WORLD

[Alinur Mohamed @AlinurMohamed_]

The same Kikuyus that have been telling us they hate president William Ruto today came out in thousands in Murang'a to welcome him. It's either Mt. Kenya is lying to us or Rigathi Gachagua is lying to himself.

[Steve Isaboke, EBS @SteveIsaboke]

Had the pleasure of hosting a group of young creatives earlier today. We had an inspiring and energising conversation on the future of our creative economy.

We explored the immense potential within the creative industry, and more importantly, the pathways needed to nurture and grow young talent. From music and film to digital content and design, it is clear that our young people are not just participants in this space, they are shaping it.

[Eng John Macharia @EngJohnMachari1]

Niliingia Gikomba kuchambua mali mbili tatu na pia kujionea kwa macho vile mambo inasonga na enyewe hii safari ya Singapore inasonga na mbio sana🙌 - Chipukeezy.

[Giorgia Meloni @GiorgiaMeloni]

Sono molto contenta di aver accolto oggi a Palazzo Chigi il Presidente della Repubblica del Kenya, @WilliamsRuto, e di aver avuto la possibilità di fare con lui il punto sui tanti fronti di cooperazione che uniscono Italia e Kenya e sulle opportunità che abbiamo per renderli ancora più forti.

[Eric @amerix]

When you intentionally stand out, you become a target for hostility.

People silently dislike you not because you are arrogant but because you have refused to be submissive to their expectations.

They want you to:

• Stay humble but not too confident

• Be ambitious but not too successful

• Speak your mind, but not too boldly

• Blend in but don't shine too brightly

However, when you break these expectations, people become uneasy with you, they become hostile because you have opened their deep-rooted wounds.

Your authenticity irritates the person who spends his life pretending.

People don't hate who you are, they hate what they assume you represent in their heads.

They might decide that you are selfish, when you are just independent,

Or, you are manipulative when you are just observant,

Or, you are arrogant when you are just focused.

When people cannot read you, they project their fears onto you.