βAkwa Okuko, you know you are loved by the people. If they ever bring you a suggestion to canvass for support for APC in Anambra State, think twice because you might regret it.β
β Anambra-based comedians and content creators, Waga Ge Comedy and Ozigbondu Mmuo, tell newly released Anambra-based native doctor Akwa Okuko, weeks after Governor Soludo granted him pardon.
Men,
Here is the SIMP CALCULATOR;
You need two ratios:
Reply Rate = Texts she replied to / Texts you sent
Date Rate = Times she showed up / Times you asked
Then average them:
Score = (Reply Rate + Date Rate) / 2
Example. You sent 80 texts. She replied to 2.
You asked her out 10 times. She came 0 times.
Reply Rate = 2/80 = 0.025
Date Rate = 0/10 = 0
Score = (0.025 + 0) / 2 = 0.0125
YOU ARE SIMPING.
The thresholds:
Score above 0.5: She likes you.
Score 0.2 to 0.5: Lukewarm. Proceed with caution.
Score below 0.2: Cut your losses.
The math is not brutal, but the reality was already brutal. The math just made the brutality become visible.
A woman who likes you does not need 80 texts. She isn't avoiding your calls by accident, and she isn't busy every weekend you ask.
She doesn't like you.
STOP SIMPING.
#MasculinitySaturday