Chisspree

College student and Nintendo fanboy. You can find my streams at:

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

This is the greatest clip of all time. These liars are now having to deal with their embarrassing past and they are too far gone to even be humiliated

[Melissa Redpill @MelissaRedpill]

Jim Breuer nailed the Covid Nazis!

Cracks me up when he says
“listen to Fauci! listen to Fauci!”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Oh, the irony is too much …

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

So you need a valid ID to shop at Mandami’s government grocery stores to make sure the system isnt taken advantage of

But the same people who love this idea will also scream racism if you say you need a valid ID to vote so the system doesnt get taken advantage of.

Hypocrites man…Either you should be for no ID for both or ID for both. But if you are split than you are prob a fraud

[Mrs Millicent: Whimsy mode ✝️♿ 🏳️‍🌈 @MillieCheesey]

"90% support it"

Yeah in the same way dictators "win" elections - its a made up stat; the survey was publicly available and there was NO way to say no lol

[johnny maga @johnnymaga]

Democrats overwhelmingly vote late and by mail — but only Nithya Raman Democrats, not Karen Bass Democrats.

Just totally insane stuff.

[Election Wizard @ElectionWiz]

Don’t get mad at the slow California vote count.

Remember, they have to count all the Republican votes first… so they can figure out exactly how many Democrat votes they need to “find.”

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Jason D. Meister 🇺🇸 @jason_meister]

They arrested the President of the United States of America 4X, charged him 91X, indicted him 4X, spied on his campaign, sabotaged his first term, jailed his supporters, raided his private residence, censored him, gagged him, tried to bankrupt him, and attempted to remove him from state ballots.

When all of that failed they tried to assassinate him not once but four times.

And they go on national television to talk about how we need to vote for them to save democracy.

[Jesús Enrique Rosas @Knesix]

Eric Swalwell was the frontrunner for California governor on Thursday. By Friday night, his campaign chair had resigned, his fundraising page was dead, Adam Schiff was pretending they'd never met, and Nancy Pelosi was speaking about him in the past tense.

The man went from "party standard-bearer" to "we don't know who this guy is" faster than a Snapchat message disappearing from his phone.

The official story is that multiple women came forward with serious allegations and the party responded swiftly. Which, sure, okay. Except "swiftly" undersells it.

Because the demon-rat party's reaction looked like detonating a controlled demolition they'd already wired.

Every endorsement pulled in the same news cycle. Every statement using the same language. Every union, every ally, every surrogate, all reading from the same script that apparently materialized from thin air on a Friday afternoon.

You know what's funny? When Tara Reade accused Joe Biden of the same thing, the entire Democratic apparatus spent months explaining why believing women is more nuanced than it sounds. Biden stayed in. Won the nomination. Won the presidency.

Why? Because Biden was an useful idiot.

Swalwell was not useful. Swalwell was a problem. Eight Democrats splitting the vote in California's top-two primary means two Republicans could lock Democrats out of the general. Steve Hilton is polling at 22%. The math was bad. Swalwel was told to leave. He said no. And then, by extraordinary coincidence, every institutional support system in his political life collapsed simultaneously.

Yup. Totally coincidental.

They did this to Bernie in 2016. They did it to Crockett in Texas, so I don't buy the 'Swalwell is a white dude' argument either.

Since the blue party does not have voters, it must rely on a plan. And if you happen to be standing where the plan needs to go, they will move you. The allegations might be true. They might not be. It doesn't matter!

The point is the party didn't wait to find out because the point was never the allegations.

The point was power...

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY CRAP! Congressional Democrats just CONFIRMED in front of MILLIONS they want to protect illegals over citizens

TRUMP: "Stand if you agree: The first duty of the American government is to protect American citizens, not illegal aliens."

DEMOCRATS: *Stay seated*

TRAITORS.

[Jillian Michaels @JillianMichaels]

Regardless of who sits in the Oval Office, I’ll stand with the parents of a murdered child.
I’ll stand on the idea that protecting American citizens comes first.
I’ll stand for our athletes who wore our flag and brought home gold.
I’ll stand against medicalizing kids without parental consent.

These aren’t “policy positions.”
They’re baseline human values.

If your entire political identity is just resist at all costs, even when what you’re resisting is the lowest-hanging fruit for common ground - it betrays your true incentives: power over people. The American people deserve better.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

The young Army pilot who led the Maduro raid and whose legs were sliced up by enemy fire, struggled to stand with the use of crutches. Democrats didn’t bother to stand at all.

I’ve never been so pissed in my life.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Watching Democrats refuse to stand for Iryna Zarutska’s parents, who were seated 15 feet away from me…

May have been the single most radicalizing moment of my life.

I could not believe it.

I still can’t.

I cannot wrap my head around it.

[Jeffery Mead @the_jefferymead]

Democrats just let the world know they DO NOT think their most important job is to keep the people they govern safe…

A perfect example on top of them choosing not to stand is them not funding The Department of Homeland Security and shutting down this part of our country’s defense.

[Mark Belling @MarkBellingShow]

This was a major gamble by Trump. If the Democrats had stood up, they would have one-upped Trump and his attempt to make them look nuts would've backfired. He gambled that they just couldn't do it.....and he was right.

[Yogi @Houseofyogi]

Unrealized gains tax for Gen-Z:

You buy a Pokémon card for $50.

Someone offers you $500 for it. You say no. You love that card. You're keeping it.

The government says: "Cool, but that card is worth $500 now. You owe us $100 in taxes."
You: "…I didn't sell it."

Government: "Don't care. Pay up."

You don't have $100 lying around. So you're forced to sell the card you love just to pay a tax on money you never received.

Next month? That card drops back to $50.

Your card is gone. Your money is gone. And the government shrugs.

That's a wealth tax on unrealized gains. They don't pay you back the tax...

Now picture this.

Your mom calls you crying. She has to sell the house she raised you in. Not because she can't afford it. She's lived there 30 years. It's paid off.

But some website says it's worth more now and the government says she owes $15,000 she doesn't have.

So she sells your childhood home. The kitchen where she made you breakfast. The doorframe where she marked your height every birthday.

Gone.

To pay a tax on money that was never real.

Now picture the opposite.

Your dad put everything into his small business. For 20 years he built it from nothing. One year the business is "valued" at $2 million on paper. He owes a massive tax bill. He empties his savings. Sells his truck. Borrows money. Pays it.

Next year the market crashes. His business is worth $200,000.

He lost everything to pay a tax on a number that doesn't exist anymore.

Does the government give him his money back?
No.

Does the government give him his truck back?
No.

Does the government care?
No.

They sold this idea as "taxing billionaires." But billionaires have armies of lawyers, offshore accounts, and trusts. They'll be fine.

You know who won't be fine? Your mom. Your dad. Your neighbor with a small business. The farmer down the road who's had the same land for four generations and now has to sell it because dirt got expensive.

You're not taxing wealth. You're taxing people for owning things.

It's like getting a parking ticket for a car you might drive somewhere someday.

They want you to own nothing and be happy. To fund the fraud, waste and abuse of the welfare state they created.

There is enough money. More tax isn't needed. It's all a lie. But you've been gaslit into believing this is a rich vs poor debate.

I hope you understand what's at stake.

[Matt Shumer @mattshumer_]

https://t.co/ivXRKXJvQg

[Kentucky Girl @Kentuckygirl1]

Notice how we aren’t talking about the Somali fraud anymore?

Now the country is talking about ICE.

This was orchestrated.