che che Cooley

some people have a way with words. others not have way. a reverent of irreverence.

[che che Cooley @chizzlestixx]

@aswren Can guarantee they're African carers. I've spent a long time in that industry and would never allow a family member to be cared by them.

[che che Cooley @chizzlestixx]

@DividendDrip I don't think the stock market will exist in 30 years. Wages/GDP/the economy as we know it will be a thing of the past. Don't know if that'll be a good or a bad thing yet. Depends who has control.

[che che Cooley @chizzlestixx]

@SkyNews Great news

[Dixon Uranus @RealDixonUranus]

"Tell them to put 'probably gay' in the headline."

[che che Cooley @chizzlestixx]

@isamillionaire Abort!

[che che Cooley @chizzlestixx]

@picapoty3635 @LiamBadco I don't think that's the shocking part. Released on bail could be it.

[Joo @JoosyJew]

The moronic symbol of performative politics, with an awkward-shaped head and gormless expression.

Picture alongside Count Binface.

[che che Cooley @chizzlestixx]

@Scottytipss Blocked

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL]

Highest...ever?

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[che che Cooley @chizzlestixx]

@2147mill $VTU

A UK company about to have the used car industry monopoly.

[N11 Ed @_ed19]

Husband beater

[che che Cooley @chizzlestixx]

@howlyertongue @StanCollymore Racist?

[che che Cooley @chizzlestixx]

@BrexitDuck @NordVPN @brave Isn't Nord owned by the Israelis?

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

Fascinating report. Among other things:

Prime Minister @Keir_Starmer let off 13,000 gang rapists and pedophiles.

Mayor of London @MayorofLondon denied the existence of rape gangs he was personally aware of.

[Freddie New @freddienew]

Buy Pixel with cash.

Install @GrapheneOS .

Instantly render @Keir_Starmer 's tin pot authoritarianism utterly ineffective.

Easily access Tiktok with your VPN location set to a free and democratic jurisdiction.

Simples.

[S A M M Y Woodhouse @officialsammyuk]

This morning, I appeared on Good Morning Britain in a live interview about the grooming gangs. Before I went on air, I was told not to mention the race of the perpetrators. I, of course, didn’t listen.

I have now received an apology from the editor.

My interview is below: 👇🏻

[Dan Reilly @DanReilly92]

‘I believe you’re here to meet a 15 year old’

[2.0 @blixberrie]

Starmer: We want to digitally ID everyone who uses social media

Brits: Absolutely Not!

Starmer: OK then, we want to ban under 16s from social media (by digitally ID-ing everyone)

Brits: OMG that’s a great idea. Idk what idiot would be against that 🥴