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[Chiza 🧀 @chizzmeltz]

@GovindaBayu Siapakah dia

[Chiza 🧀 @chizzmeltz]

@GovindaBayu Estetik, pasti bukan pemilik akun ini yang memotret

[Chiza 🧀 @chizzmeltz]

@GovindaBayu Hoki setaun dah kepake

[Jaxon Prada 🐦‍⬛ @jaxonmanoban]

GUYS KO SEPI KO GA TRENDING???
Indonesia pertama kali menang woy

Tata Menang Miss Cosmo 2024 ya Allah 🥹🇮🇩 bangga banget. Ayook kita trending kan. Bendera Indonesia berkibar di Vietnam

Ketut Permata Juliastrid Sari 🇮🇩 aku bangga banget Gadis Bali 🥹
#MissCosmo #MissCosmo2024

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

ORANG LUAR NEGERI KE INDONESIA

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."and
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"Hi, you're late to the online meeting."
"Sorry, it's 2 AM here, I have to adjust my schedule."
"Where are you now?"
"I stay in Bali now. It's cheap, the living cost is only a tiny fraction of my salary. I can save A LOT, and by A LOT I mean A LOOOOT."
"Wow, you don't need a work visa for that?"
"I just stay in my room. No one knows that I am working. As long as the internet works."
"Local tax?"
"No, I am on tourist visa."

***

"Having a nice vacation? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Kuala Lumpur? Must be another vacation."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."

***

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"Having a nice vacation? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Bangkok? Must be another vacation."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."

***

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"It's been almost two years since you stay in Bali, how is it?"
"Amazing, cheap, and tax-free!"

ORANG INDONESIA KE LUAR NEGERI

"Halo mbak, saya perlu urus visa Schengen buat ke Belanda."
"Untuk keperluan apa?"
"Saya ada konferensi ilmiah di Rotterdam. Buat S3 saya, wajib hadir presentasi biar papernya bisa terbit."
"Oke ini jadwal yang tersedia."
"Mesti nunggu 2 bulan?"
"Iya mas, penuh soalnya."
"Aduh, mepet ya."
"Coba dulu aja mas. Ini syarat dokumennya."

***

"Kenapa uang tabungannya cuma segini? Mas perlu sekian ratus juta mengendap."
"Saya adanya cuma segini."
"Mas perlu surat pernyataan gak akan kerja di sana."
"Lah, itu surat undangan dari konferensi gak cukup?"
"Gak cukup, harus ada tabungan sama pernyataan. Tiket pulang pergi juga udah harus ada."
"Kalau gak ada gimana?"
"Visanya bisa gak keluar."

***

"Halo, visa Anda ditolak."
"Hah kenapa?"
"Kami gak bisa kasih tahu alasannya."
"Haduh, terus paper konferensi saya gimana?"
"Maaf ya Mas. Saya harus layani antrian selanjutnya."

[Sihonkai @Honkain_]

ATURAN 8+8+8

Bagi harimu (24 jam) menjadi 8+8+8 jam

• 8 jam kerja keras,
• 8 jam tidur nyenyak
• 8 jam harus dihabiskan untuk (3F, 3H, dan 3S)

3F adalah Family, Friends, Faith (Keluarga, Teman, dan Iman)

3H adalah Health, Hygiene, Hobby (Kesehatan, Kebersihan, dan Hobi)

3S adalah Soul, Service, Smile (Jiwa, Pelayanan dan Senyum)

[Mizwar @mizwarx]

COKKK LU SEMUA YANG PUNYA MASALAH BAU MULUT BURUAN COBAIN FLOSSING 🫵🏽👊🏽

Efeknya setelah rajin flossing adalah
✅ gigi dan mulut jadi lebih ringan
✅ nafas lebih segar
✅ bersih maksimal

Berikut tutorial wajib disimpan/diperaktekan untuk menjaga kesehatan gigi dan mulut 🧵

[Chiza 🧀 @chizzmeltz]

@GovindaBayu Pake BPJS aja kalo gitu haha 😂

[Chiza 🧀 @chizzmeltz]

@GovindaBayu Saia ga pernah sibuk ye

[Chiza 🧀 @chizzmeltz]

@GovindaBayu Ngeten 👍🏻

[Chiza 🧀 @chizzmeltz]

@GovindaBayu Yahhh jadi malas dehhhh
Takot

[Chiza 🧀 @chizzmeltz]

@GovindaBayu Halah dicurhatin dikit malah nesu mbek orange, capede

[Chiza 🧀 @chizzmeltz]

@GovindaBayu Ga tuh

[Chiza 🧀 @chizzmeltz]

@GovindaBayu Kok ada printilannya

[Chiza 🧀 @chizzmeltz]

@GovindaBayu Lamaran apa neh kak? Wqwq

[Chiza 🧀 @chizzmeltz]

@GovindaBayu Tapi aku cuman beli lapnya tok hahahaha

[Chiza 🧀 @chizzmeltz]

@GovindaBayu Lapnya doang

[Chiza 🧀 @chizzmeltz]

@GovindaBayu @javafoodie_ @tessachrisyo Kangen abiez

[Chiza 🧀 @chizzmeltz]

@GovindaBayu @tritolshopmurah Mau dong kak dibeliin hahahahaha

[Chiza 🧀 @chizzmeltz]

@GovindaBayu Sedih pol ye wak 🥲

[Chiza 🧀 @chizzmeltz]

Not fine 🥲😌

[Tch 🍉🍋🍈 @tessachrisyo]

Mau bilang yeah i'm fine, tapi nggak fine 😔
@chizzmeltz @awnandes